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    You can try to escape the consequences of Christmas, but fate will only make a bigger cosmic example out of you in the end.

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    Что родилось из плот-банни, где Свладик находит себе не совсем обычное пристанище после побега из ЦРУ.

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    Todd thinks the new British kid is annoying. Amanda thinks Todd should be friends with him. The Rowdy three are gr8. I don't know how to describe this.

    Dirk rlly wants to be friends with Todderino.

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    Someone has beat them to it. That’s never happened before.
    They hate having their fun spoiled. Especially by some skinny white guy with a bloody nose who’s grinning far too wide.

    "Oh. Hi!"

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    Is it any wonder that Amanda has bad dreams after everything that's happened?

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    It should be dark. It should be punishingly cold, wind should blind him, sinister branches should snap in his face. The night should be all-consuming, should swallow him up whole as he runs and spit him out shuddering like some tragic Victorian heroine.
    But it isn’t dark: the sun has only just about finished making its lazy way under the distant horizon, and the summer twilight is both warm and bright enough to see by. When he glances up he can almost admire, with desperately watering eyes, the rich blue of the wide sky.
    As far as he’s concerned, this is because the universe is awful .

    *

    A boy in the desert, four mad guys in a van, and the will of the universe.

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    The thing sweeps its scythe and straightens. It must sense eyes on it, because it turns it’s head and looks right at Svlad.
    It is a skull’s face, grinning and bleached. Svlad stares.
    It tilts it’s head, like it’s watching a particularly fascinating documentary, or a cat attempting to catch a laser pointer created dot.
    AH, it says. It’s mouth doesn’t move, but Svlad hears it’s voice all the same, resonating deep and forever. INTERESTING.

    A story of Death and the boy who could see him, through the years.

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    This is a collection of funny, humors lines between the various Dirk Gently characters that I post to tumblr

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    3/?
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    Having her first Christmas without the makeshift family of the Springs, Farah sure as hell didn’t want to spend it alone – but inviting so many people over and promising to feed all of them may not have been her best idea. Add two siblings who aren't talking to each other and a rare Seattle snow storm and it might just be enough to ruin Christmas entirely.

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    “So why did that guy call you ‘Project Incubus’?” Amanda asked no one in particular as they sat around the fire they’d made at their camp for the night. “Isn’t that like, crazy sex demons?”

    “Who says we aren’t?” challenged Cross.

    “More than one type of psychic energy out there,” Gripps chimed in, while Vogel giggled uncontrollably.

    Amanda finds out why the Rowdy 3 got their code name.

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    A little exploration in Amanda's new relationship with the Rowdy 3, and all that comes with that.

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    Five years or so after The CIA Incident Farah, Todd and Dirk got their almost happily ever after, doing their best raising Farah's daughter Minnie in the suburbs of Seattle. It all goes a bit awry when Amanda shows up with the Rowdy Three and a warning of danger to come.

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    Offering to feed the Rowdy 3 something other than pararibulitis seemed like a good idea at the time. Who would have known eating happy energy could have such angsty consequences?

    “Eating emotions of people changes them. Takes the memories out and leaves ‘em hollow. We figure no one misses a bad memory, but,” Martin waved his hand around vaguely. Cigarette smoke curled around him.
    “It’s not up to us to take good things from people.” Cross said sombrely.
    Amanda stared out the window for a moment. “What if they let you?”
    Martin shook his head. “Don’t even think about it, drummer girl.”
    It was too late. Amanda was already formulating a plan.

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    Dirk grins. "I’m sure they’ll be on their best-“

    There is a howl from outside, and a smash as a brick finds its way through their window.

    Todd groans. “You were saying?”

    -

    The Rowdy 3 attend Amanda and Dirk's tea-time meeting.

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    Project Icarus and some other Projects are being held in the Blackwing facility against their will... until they aren't.

    Origin ficlet of sorts for Dirk and the Rowdy three.

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    Trying to return Todd's apartment to a liveable state wouldn't be complete without a trip to IKEA... And no encounter with Swedish flat pack furniture hell is complete without a domestic dispute.

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    Аманда, окруженная паранормальными-пожирающими-энергию-вампирами-анархистами, сидела в фургоне и думала о том, что никогда раньше не чувствовала себя так… дома? Значение многих вещей Дирк переворачивал с сомнительной аккуратностью, но насчет одного он был прав — все взаимосвязано. Какие бы нелепые обстоятельства не привели ее к простому сосуществованию с этими ребятами, уже успевшими стать ей роднее собственного брата, Аманда ни на что бы это не променяла.

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    Amanda sat in the van, surrounded by psychic-vampiric-energy-eating-anarchists, and realised she’d never felt so at home. Dirk had parroted on about a lot of things with questionable accuracy, Amanda admitted, but he was right about interconnectedness. Whatever ridiculous circumstances had led her to this point, just existing with these men who were already closer to her than her own brother, Amanda wouldn’t change it for anything.

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    The Rowdy 3's leader has never come across energy quite like that of an archangel and it's about to lead him down a whole new path of pleasure.

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