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“Okay, I won’t lie to you, mate, you have to understand, first and foremost, that it is a bad podcast,” Tim says, leaning on the bar and taking a long drink from his pint, staring through Martin. “Like abysmal. He doesn’t know how to talk to people and it’s a trainwreck. Also the audio quality is...like...it’s like a five year old playing with the voice memo app. I could probably help him fix it, but like, I don’t...want to. I have no idea why he got picked up. I’ve asked my boss about fifteen fucking times and he refuses to explain. So now it’s my job to make people actually listen to it.”
(Jon has a supernatural podcast on the Magnus Network, and Martin definitely, definitely knows how to edit audio, and definitely was not lying on his resume)
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Jon's getting hungry and comes to the terrible realization that someone close has a statement to give.
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In which Jon reckons against his dependence on statements and almost makes a mistake.
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He’s not supposed to pull them out of people. But — people tell their friends about the Magnus Institute all the time, encourage them to make a statement. And so he can do that, too. Right? As long as he doesn’t compel the man, he’s not doing anything worse than that. If anything, they’ll get a better deal from him than they would from well-meaning friends; he’s willing to give them something in exchange.
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Jon should resist. Can't resist. Maybe doesn't want to.
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"I want you to show me just how much you need a statement, Jon."