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11 Aug 2026
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【奇幻轻喜剧，天使CR*堕天使K】
天堂战无不胜的力量天使Cristiano Ronaldo误打误撞闯入传说中最阴惨可怕的万恶之地——地狱，却在这里遇到了一个长着黑色翅膀的堕天使。“你长得真好看，我……我想和你睡！”
“如果是战胜者留在天堂。你这么强大，谁能打败你？你是怎么落到地狱的？”
“我活该，我乐意，但我喜欢地狱。”
“你们堕天使，都挺……别具一格。”
“Cristiano，别让恶魔控制你！”
“没错，我是故意勾引你，然后夺取你的圣心之翼。”
“Kaka，在你把我推入无限地狱，让我在绝望中不断坠落时，让我不管怎么拼命挣扎，永远触不到底时，没想过我会爬出来吧。”
“伊甸园要塌了，那就让它塌啊，和你有什么关系！”
“怎么，你不会又要说你不爱我吧？别用你自己都不相信的鬼话来骗我！谁都看得出来，你爱我爱得都要为我去死了！”
“Cristiano，对不起。”- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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11 Aug 2026
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Ficlets centering two crazily in love idiots who just happen to be excellent football players. I am expecting 3-4 stories in chronological order, but what do I know.
I’m also trying hard to pick back up my Chinese writing skill, so hopefully I’d be updating this series in both languages.
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31 Jul 2026
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Cris and Ricky need to stop pretending that no one else in Spain can understand them when they speak Portuguese (filthily) to each other.
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31 Jul 2026
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Flash fic written for prompts on Tumblr.
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30 Jul 2026
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Everyone thinks Cristiano Ronaldo's summer stay will have a bad influence on Kaká. They aren't entirely wrong.
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30 Jul 2026
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Kaká transfers back to Milan a few weeks before the season begins.
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30 Jul 2026
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In which Cristiano gets hurt (again), and Kaká is overprotective (as always).
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30 Jul 2026
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A stolen moment after the 2016 Ballon d'Or Gala.
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30 Jul 2026
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five times ricardo shuts cris down without even knowing it
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29 Jul 2026
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A small look at the lies we tell.
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29 Jul 2026
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Artistic Differences by acchikocchi (merionettes) for yeats
Fandoms: Real Madrid RPF, Football RPF
26 Dec 2011
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29 Jul 2026
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both of us in this room (what is a man supposed to do?) by giveorange
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
23 Aug 2026
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“Please forgive me, Father Ricardo,” Cristiano says. “I’ve done something really, really bad.”
Five months after retiring from football, Kaká becomes Father Ricardo. Cristiano is determined to corrupt the shit out of him.
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29 Jul 2026
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*MEDIA MANAGER WANTED*
Must understand Instagram, TikTok, male audience psychology, thirst traps, and what makes a man look gay without making him look unavailable. Photoshop skills required. Gay preferred. NO WEIRDOS!!!!
“You know what,” Ricardo says to his friend Marcelo, staring at the listing. “This might still be better than working at fucking Starbucks.”
He clicks Quick Apply on LinkedIn.
He is hired, about one hour later, by a guy named Cristiano Ronaldo.
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29 Jul 2026
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One week to finalize a whole campaign pitch, the entirety of which will be centered around this sixty second television spot that is, currently, a blank document. Cris is so fucked.
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28 Jul 2026
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Cristiano has told Ricardo before that he had a serious heart problem when he was young, but he had said it casually, breezily, and then explained how he had surgery when he was fifteen and it was all okay after that.
Ricardo himself had suffered an enormous ordeal when he was eighteen and thought that he would never walk again, but the panic he felt then is nothing compared to what he feels now, as he watches Cristiano go down after a tackle, convulse for a second, before suddenly going limp, limbs falling lax, head lolling listlessly to the side.
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28 Jul 2026
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A collection of football ficlets and oneshots, primarily Real Madrid and Spain NT.
Latest: Breaking the Mold (Casillas + Ramos)
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28 Jul 2026