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Contrary to popular belief, Bruce was not the mastermind behind the idea.
This honor belongs to Hal and Hal alone.
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"How long, hypothetical speaking, would it take your kids to realize that you are seeing someone?" Hal asks the first night they end up in bed together. Bruce cracks an eye open, lifts his head, and peers down at Hal, who has made himself comfortable on Bruce's chest. "I mean, they are detectives, and being smart is basically a requirement to be a Bat."
"Hal-" Bruce begins, but Hal cuts him off.
"Like, how long can it take? If they are anything like you, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them has bugged this room and is already listening to us." Hal looks around the room as if he expects one of Bruce's kids to pop out of the dark. Nevermind that they are in Hal's apartment.
"Do not get me wrong, I love anything Spooky," Hal flashes him a grin as if to make sure Bruce gets the joke," but your kids are terrifying."
Bruce drops his head back onto his pillow. "Hal, can we please stop discussing my children."
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- Part 1 of Batlanternweek 2021
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Bruce has opinions about Hal’s recent lack of self-care. Hal has a solution.
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Undeniable by DrewWrites
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
05 Feb 2021
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It makes sense when Bruce Wayne is seen kissing the Green Lantern.
Well, it makes sense in the way that anything else makes sense in Gotham City.
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites
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Superman is not ideal husband material by ilike_color for Snake_Noodle_Soup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
15 Feb 2025
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The League thinks Batman and Superman are together. This is wrong for a multitude of reasons.
Though most of the League believes that Superbat is canon, there is one member in particular who is one hundred percent certain that Batman and Superman are not together. This is because that member is in fact Batman’s husband.
Hal Jordan (aka Green Lantern) has been married to Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) for five years and counting. Clark Kent (aka Superman) was Bruce’s best man at the wedding.
There isn’t much else to say other than the fact that Batman is not married or dating or otherwise in a romantic relationship involving Superman.
The League doesn’t take the memo until far too late.
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Bruce knows how to swim, and he is will swim up the entire Nile if he has to. Too bad Jason has other plans by arrowupmysleeve
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 Mar 2021
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Text from Clark K at 10.45:
I know you're awake, B😡Text from Clark K at 10. 46:
I can hear you chewing😒 Pick up.😠😠The last text makes Bruce pause. He knows Clark can't see him, but he turns to glare in the direction of Metropolis anyway and takes a large bite of his toast. And if he is chewing a little louder than usual, well, no one is here to call him out on it.
Text from Clark K at 10.47:
Real mature, B😡 You know I can't stand that sound!😒Text from Clark K at 10.51:
You need to call Hal. He must be freaking out right now.😱Bruce ignores the text. Just like he has ignored all the others and reaches for the Gotham Gazette's sports section, it seems the Gotham knights lost the game this weekend and that they are considering a trade with the Star City team. Bruce continues to read as the tv drones on in the background at a low volume.
"Morning, B." Jason greets as he enters the kitchen and takes the seat. The grin in his voice is audible, and Bruce almost wines. Jason has most definitely seen the news.
"Good morning, Jason," Bruce responds without looking up from his paper. His phone starts ringing, and Bruce glances at the caller id. It's Clark, again.
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- Part 2 of Batlanternweek 2021