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Comfort in Each Other - Kelvin/Reader by 1_800_SIMP_TIME
Fandoms: Sons of the Forest (Video Game)
01 Apr 2023
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You wake with a jolt on an unfamiliar island, reeling from the helicopter crash that somehow didn't kill you. You weren't the only survivor, though, as you find Kelvin nearby in less-than-desirable shape. You get him to his feet and now you have to survive. At least you have each other.
(This is my first-ever fic and it is SO SELF-INDULGENT,, hope you enjoy!)
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If The Sun Shone On Us It's A Plus by Guardian_Rose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
26 Aug 2023
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She wholeheartedly expects pain in retaliation, Karlach is clearly thinking the same given her renewed writhing, but instead…
Instead, there's a scuff of shoes behind the door and a brisk knock.
"Elizia Tavaril if you have passed out after day drinking without me around to mock you, I'm going to be sorely disappointed in you. Karlach too for not fetching me."
The lock is picked. The door swings open.
She cannot see Astarion's expression as he takes in the scene before him but seconds later she can see the rigidity in his back and the fury in his movements as he rips Petras away from her, slamming him into the curtained window by a hand around his neck. A sweet sort of vengeful mimicry.
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- Part 11 of Getting Through It and Getting Over It
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10 Jan 2026
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The Two Of Cups by Guardian_Rose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
26 Aug 2023
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"I'd say you're in trouble, my friend," Gale says ever so helpfully.
Astarion keeps his eye on the barn across camp where he'd left Elizia with Jaheira and Karlach after dinner barely an hour ago, he's watching for her approach as he snaps his book shut and drops it onto the table behind him.
Shadowheart appears at his shoulder, silent as the shadows she was named after. "Oh what have you done now?"
There's movement from the path up from Lae'zel's camp. Yes. Yep. There she is. Storming towards him, fire bright hair in those long low braids and top buns. Adorable, he remembers thinking when he first saw her. She is not quite adorable now.
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A slight mix up of cups leads to an unexpected taste test for Tav.
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- Part 8 of Getting Through It and Getting Over It
Bookmarked by 1_800_SIMP_TIME
10 Jan 2026
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Whatever Keeps You Around, It Keeps You Around by Guardian_Rose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
26 Aug 2023
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"It's so ugly, let me fix it!"
"Ugly is perhaps a little harsh, don't you think?"
"I can make it better, give it back." She holds a hand out, palm up, expectant. "Halsin has been giving me tips, and a new knife. I can fix it."
Astarion hides the small wooden statue behind his back as he leers at her. "Oh I am aware. It's not the only knife he'd like to give you."
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- Part 5 of Getting Through It and Getting Over It
Bookmarked by 1_800_SIMP_TIME
10 Jan 2026
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coming home from szarr's manor.
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- Part 4 of copper blood and silver hearts
Bookmarked by 1_800_SIMP_TIME
10 Jan 2026
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"I have many talents, if you'd like to explore them."
"A delicious thought, but…" Astarion reluctantly answered, the feeling of uneasiness returning. Was it the fear of Cazador that stopped him? The odd pang of guilt that had begun to take hold of him? Perhaps it was just that he was a coward.
"But? What are you waiting for?"
"The right moment," he finally said, pushing himself off the ground to stand.
Astarion clenched his fists a few times, the urge to reach out and touch the half-elf becoming overwhelming. Things had to change, he told himself. He needed to put distance between them, for both of their safety.
"I'm sorry. I-I need to clear my head," he stammered, before composing himself, "I'll see you later, I'm sure. Sleep tight."
“Before you go,” their voice was soft, somewhere between hurt and befuddled. “There is one talent I’d like to show you tonight, if you’ll indulge me.”
“How could I possibly say no?”
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- Part 3 of Tavares Ilphelkiir
- Part 3 of Faerûn Love Stories
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09 Jan 2026