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    “Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive

    WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition

    LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.

    WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them

    LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.

    WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?

    LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.

    WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual

    LIBRARIAN: If you say so.

    [Librarian has disconnected.]

    OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat

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    15 May 2025

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    “It is for charity,” is all Lan Zhan says, neatly folding the paper back up. “Please provide me with my clues.”

    “That is the spirit!” Nie Huaisang says, a smile gracing his face again as he pulls out an envelope made of a thick, stocky paper. “There’s just one more thing,” Nie Huaisang adds. His grin looks less friendly, more sinister than before. “The Jiangs confirmed their attendance.”

    Lan Zhan’s face would have fallen if he’d been making any expression.

    Lan Zhan attends his brother's themed fundraiser night, and spends most of the evening pretending like he's not entirely obsessed with Wei Ying. It turns out Wei Ying might just be obsessed with Lan Zhan, though.

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    15 May 2025

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    Childe and Zhongli’s friendship is unlikely, with one being an impulsive, confident, and adventurous billionaire who’s friends with virtually everyone and sought after by more, and the other a quiet, reserved, and introverted old soul who says “please” and “thank you” to leaves on the sidewalk. And yet, they get along with one another better than anyone else. They’ve been friends for years and found themselves in their own troublesome dilemmas at the same time.

    Childe, a young CEO of the multi-billion dollar company “Fatui”, is dealing with more inappropriate gestures and remarks in regards to him being single than he cares for. Zhongli, a consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Home, is going through a financial crisis, with every possible liability hitting him at once. When ranting to each other over drinks one night, they come to the most absurd solution to both of their problems: pose Zhongli as Childe’s boyfriend and sugar baby, just until everything settles, of course. Childe has more than enough money to spare, Zhongli doesn’t mind helping a friend in need, and their arrangement is flawless. At least, it appears to be that way.

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    08 Apr 2025

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    Zhongli had no idea that the young idol he met during his brief trip to Snezhnaya would end up getting so attached to him, nor did he expect to end up with this weird yet comfortable relationship between the two of them.

    He never expected himself to grow so fond of him either, but he knows Childe is someone he can never get.

    Childe disagrees.

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    Popular Idol Childe x Retired Actor Zhongli AU where the internet goes crazy about their every move

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    08 Apr 2025

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    When he’s dispatched to Liyue as one of the Snezhnaya’s emissaries for the annual Teyvat Grand Balls, Childe never thought that he would attract the attention of the Emperor of Liyue himself.

    Or winning his affection, really.

    Who would’ve thought that Zhongli likes peculiar omega?

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    Semi-modern, noble A/B/O AU where Zhongli is the purebred alpha with the title as the Emperor of Liyue, and Childe is the feisty, influential, omega Duke of Snezhnaya who is also one of the Harbingers. Zhongli has his eyes on Childe and he doesn't intend on letting him go so easily.

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    07 Apr 2025