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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Bilbo Took-Baggins and Nori of the Ri clan were married---platonically as they'd tell you---out of convenience many moons ago. Now, happily divorced and still best friends with his ex-husband, Bilbo decides he wants to help Nori on the quest to Erebor.

    Bilbo is an ex-bounder, Nori spends half his time in the Shire, Thorin has tunnel vision, and the author doesn't know how to write summaries.

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    “And no healthy individual wants to learn how to sneak around and steal rich men's shittily-made coins, so I’d go as far as to say that you already weren’t right in the head.”

    Bilbo finally pulls himself to his feet, planting them sturdily beneath him so he doesn’t start tripping around like a drunken Sackville in front of his new instructor.
    “Keep talking like that and I’ll divorce you,” he tries to threaten, but it falls flat he infers from Nori’s near bellow of a laugh.

    “I think we’re going to get along fine, Master Baggins.”

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    18 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Bilbo returns to the mountain of Erebor, and suddenly is now the adviser of King Thorin Oakenshield the 3rd, son of Thrain, son of Thror. (Did I get it right?) Now he must venture the highs and lows of this new journey!

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    18 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Bilbo Baggins arrives in Erebor with the rather large family of Bur, hoping for a fresh start as an experienced midwife and apprentice nurse. The only problem is the mysterious Tharven, whom Bilbo is pretty sure is just the crown prince Thorin in disguise, who is constantly knocking on Bilbo’s door late at night looking to get stitched up. If it means he and his newborn baby can stay in Erebor, Bilbo would do anything to keep the prince’s favor. Even if it means his bathroom has become a temporary surgery center.

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    16 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Sherlock is home, he and John are returning to cases, and all's right with the world--right? But a series of minor mishaps and injuries makes two things very clear to his friends and family: first, Sherlock's time away wasn't the grand adventure everyone has assumed it was; and second, that time has left Sherlock with a legacy that's bleeding into his life today. Sherlock is Not Okay, and it's not going away.

    EDIT: I have now made this part of a series, since I am going to be doing occasional one-offs in this same universe.

    WORKS INSPIRED BY THIS ONE: The lovely Aunt_Didi has begun a podfic of this work--it can be found on both of our dashboards.

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    14 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Long ago, a sacred alliance was forged between the Kingdom of Erebor and the Shire, in which the Dwarves swore to protect the hobbits. But what could the small, peaceful Shire possibly offer in return? What was the true nature of this alliance?
    And now that it has been broken... can it ever be restored?
    A hobbit must marry a dwarf.
    But what happens when that hobbit refuses to fulfill their duty?

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    09 Sep 2026