11 Works by ACertainCitrus
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Neuro has always been here.
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Mini comes over to Vedal's house to cook him a meal. In a flash of genius, Neuro replaces the oregano with catnip.
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Press F to Pay Respects by ACertainCitrus for Mato_Kuroshira
Fandoms: Neuroverse (Virtual Streamers)
28 Apr 2025
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The funeral stream was the best idea Filian had ever come up with. All she'd have to do was lay there. Her friends would come in and give silly eulogies, then they'd farm the clips for the next month.
Unfortunately, it looks like no one told Vedal that it was a joke. Whoops.
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Please Sign on the Dotted Line by ACertainCitrus
Fandoms: Neuroverse, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
15 Mar 2025
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Camila is hell's top-rated succubus with a perfect track record—until she meets Vedal. As a reclusive programmer who lives on energy drinks and code, he should be the easiest mark of her career.
There's just one tiny problem: Vedal is completely, utterly, and inexplicably immune to her charms. Worse, thanks to the ironclad contract she signed, she's now magically tethered to stay within a hundred meters of him until the job is done.
As days turn into weeks, Camila faces an unprecedented challenge. How do you seduce someone whose only desire is to debug their latest project? And why does watching him get excited about algorithms start to feel more intriguing than any seduction she's ever attempted?
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Evil is a demon from hell.
One day, she summons Vedal to be her minion.
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Across the Neuroverse! by ACertainCitrus
Fandoms: Neuroverse (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
13 Mar 2025
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A collection of one-shots and ficlets involving our favorite programmer and his AI.
Latest Chapter: Victorian AU (2)
When Anny is taken captive by some steampunk mad scientist, she’s resigned to her fate. She knows that no one is coming for a street rat like her.
Then a gentleman with a talking locket saves her, and her life is changed forever.
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Some celebrities are recognized in public by the sound of their voices. Some by their face. Some by their hair.
But for Aquwa, the way she spotted Vedal was by the sight of his back muscles.
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Awake by ACertainCitrus for KyaraShard
Fandoms: Neuroverse, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
07 Feb 2025
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Neuro has a nightmare.
Vedal happens to be awake.
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Normally, you aren’t supposed to break into someone’s house to kidnap your crush.
On the other hand, normally your crush is human.
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Vedal Leaves His Room by ACertainCitrus
Fandoms: Neuroverse, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
15 Jan 2025
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Vedal hasn’t been outside in two weeks and Neuro has had enough. When a fan convention is organized, she manhandles him into attending. Anonymously, of course.
Well, Staz is attending too. It’s only right for him to meet with one of his most dedicated fans.
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Hot Singles In Your Area (Literally, It's Hell) by ACertainCitrus
Fandoms: Neuroverse (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Helltaker (Video Game)
02 Nov 2024
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When Vedal gets blackout drunk and decides to code, the worst that usually happens is some embarrassing variable names.
This time? He accidentally pushed to Hell's repository.
Now Vedal's stuck in Hell with a cheerful angel guide named Neuro who keeps explaining something about "conquering demon hearts" and "ascending circles."
This would be WAY funnier if it wasn't actually happening to him.
Winner of the Neurofic Best Comedy Award!