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    Riz swings his hand down on the table with enough force that Gorgug falls off his chair, legs and arms akimbo as he hits the ground in a bleary thwump. “The hoop!” Riz says, in the triumphant tone of a man happening upon an equation that ties together the breadth of the universe, or of someone learning the McRib has come back – full, whooping, victorious.

    Fabian does not look up from his CHA 101 textbook. “No.”

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    30 Jul 2022

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    No, he’s not scared Eddie will be mad at him for his feelings. He’s more worried about a future where Eddie’s uncomfortable around him, where they dance around each other at every loser gathering because the head-over-heels, balls deep, I-carved-our-initials-into-the-kissing-bridge love is unreciprocated. He thinks that that new, horrible awkwardness would be the death of him. Between having Eddie and living with this secret forever or telling him and ruining everything, it’s not even a choice.

    or, Eddie Kaspbrak is looking for a place to stay during his 4-week work retreat in Los Angeles, and of course Richie, in all of his generous, hospitable, dumbass glory offers his place. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    04 Dec 2021

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    Five years after the series finale, the old study group gets together online to play Dungeons and Dragons because everybody's in quarantine.

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    06 Sep 2021

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    There’s a beat of hesitation, but Evan lets go of the red metal and looks headlong into the ground awaiting him.

    All is calm, and he takes a step.

    “What the fuck.” The stillness of the night is shattered to pieces, and Evan scrambles desperately to take hold of the bridge again. The loss of the silence brings about the loss of control, and within moments he’s hyperventilating, hands sweating and heart racing.

    Evan glances over his shoulder and in the darkness can make out a slight, tall figure standing at the very edge of the treeline.

    “I-I’m sorry?” Evan chances in response, eyes on the person as they step forward.

    And, well. Of all the people he expected to see tonight, Connor Murphy was not one of them.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    Courfeyrac’s home office had a wall completely dedicated to relationships. It looked rather like it had come straight out of a conspiracy theorist’s wet dreams, pins and colorful embroidery floss (as yarn had quickly grown far too bulky) organized in a way that was almost incomprehensible. It did, in theory, have a legend, in the corner, but since nobody other than Courfeyrac ever really saw it, it was small.

     

    Or "Courfeyrac's Wall of Shenaniganary (and the life and times of those who see it)"

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    15 Jan 2021