A_Useful_Occupation



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,776
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    941
    Kudos:
    24,700
    Bookmarks:
    6,834
    Hits:
    327,373

    27 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It was only natural to see pale blue flashes on your skin from time to time. Reassuring, even. It meant your soulmate was out there somewhere. It was much more worrying when no phantom lines ever marred your skin.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    3,219
    Bookmarks:
    411
    Hits:
    28,432

    09 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In an alternate universe in which Prim was never reaped, Katniss married Gale at the age of 18, as a good Seam girl should. 12 years later, she has two children with him. Peeta Mellark, the lone victor of the 74th Hunger Games, is a failed mentor and a prostitute in the Capitol. When he is home in District 12, he is self-destructive and on his way to becoming an alcoholic.

    What happens when their paths cross for the first time since that fateful incident with the bread?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    142,741
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    1,521
    Kudos:
    6,525
    Bookmarks:
    1,605
    Hits:
    269,936

    08 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 83

    Tags
    Summary

    I don’t normally pay that much attention to the credits. In general, I tend to care more about the fictional characters than the real humans playing them, but this had caught my attention.
    I mean, it wasn't the first serial that ever put in a SecUnit as a villain instead of a prop. RihaniLane Street had actually made their SecUnit villain sympathetic before it tried to kill everyone. And obviously this fictional SecUnit was going to be a villain, too, because they always were, but that scene was —
    The credits said ‘Made and Produced in GoodNightLander Independent.’
    Oh.

    -
    Or, Murderbot has feelings about finding positive representation.
    Mostly positive.
    Even when humans try, they get SecUnits wrong in media.
    (Not the murder, the murders were justified, but the writers made the fictional SecUnit like cubicles)
    (It’s still pretty positive.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    1,575

    07 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

    Tags
    Summary

    If Stephen had a copper for every time he’d accidentally improved diplomatic relations between the Rat and a foreign country by being his usual curious/rather awkward self, he’d have two coppers, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

    Also how do you say “I love you, I cherish you, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you” in sock form?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,639
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    947

    07 Jul 2026