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    Suki knows there’s a reason why the three of them can’t be together. She just can’t remember what it is.

    The promised skateboarding suzukka fic. Title taken from Fuck Being Friends by Jessie Reyez.

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    27 Dec 2020

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    A HS Theatre Kid AU where the gaang is in Hadestown, featuring all our favorite high school nostalgia moments and way too many tropes

     

    Sokka just wants to be friends with the growly teenager. It's normal to notice how hot your friends are, right?

    Zuko's dad doesn't know he's starring in the school musical and he definitely doesn't know he's crushing on his cast mate/tutor. Can the world's worst liar stay on his dad's good side long enough to get Azula to agree to move out with him?

    Katara and Aang are wondering why it's so easy to pretend to be in love on stage. Suki and Toph are sick of their besties being lovesick idiots

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    19 Dec 2020

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    [“Zuko’s a fantastic chef and I totally respect him as my competition,” Sokka says sincerely to the interviewer. “His technique is unmatched in our field. But at the end of the day, he just doesn’t have the knowledge of the craft that I do. So, yeah, I’m pretty confident that I can beat him out for the title of Best Chef Alive.”]

    [“Sokka? No, I’m not worried about him. I don’t really think about him much at all.”]

     

    Tune in as Chef Sokka and Chef Zuko, the fiercest culinary rivals in Food Network history, face off to win the title of Best Chef Alive! Will one these two legends walk away with the cash prize of one million dollars? Or is there an even greater prize at stake?

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    14 Dec 2020

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    With his twenty-first birthday looming just around the corner, the Southern Water Tribe Elders have decided that Sokka, next in line to be Chief, needs to get married. Sokka does not want that, but he does need to get them off his back until he can figure his way out of it. What better way to do that than to pretend to date his best friend (and newly minted Ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe) Zuko?

    Seriously, this is a foolproof plan. Maybe one of Sokka's best. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

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    17 Nov 2020

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    It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

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    25 Sep 2020