20 Works by AbsoluteHominy
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Jimin gasped as fingers slipped into the belt loops of his pants, tugging them forward until he was straddling Jungkook's hips as the brunette's tongue darted forward, eagerly searching for his.
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It's Jikook's first Valentine's Day together and shenanigans ensue. Fortunately they know the solution to all their problems is kinky, rigorous love making. ^^ Enjoy.This story is a extra from my Officially Yours series. If you'd like to read the original story you can, but all you really need to know is the Jungkook is the assistant director at an advertising agency and Jimin works under him (not literally...well... sometimes literally), they've been together almost a year and are engaged.
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- Part 4 of Officially Yours
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Their bodies snapped together like magnets that had been trying to fight their natural attractions for much too long. Tongues clashed, licking furiously as hands grabbed at whatever they could, pushing, pulling, and begging to be closer.
~~~~~~~~~~Jin and Jaehwan have been working together for the last 5 months at Jin's ramen shop, trying to ignore the feelings being stirred up between them, but on Christmas Eve they shared a mistletoe kiss that was a little too steamy and now that Christmas has passed, they are forced to deal with their unresolved feelings.
Will their passion boil over or will they be left with limp noodles??? (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)This story is a spinoff of my Officially Yours series which is primarily a JiKook office romance. You do not have to read the original story to enjoy this one, but if you do want to read more about the Christmas party where KenJin kissed you can check out Ch4 of Merrily Yours. ^^
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- Part 3 of Officially Yours
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Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town
Our couples were merry and fooling around.
There was SugaMon warming up after a snowball fight
And JiKook getting freaky after stringing up lights.
Holiday baking with VHope could get rather messy
And they all wished that KenJin would just start confessing.
Because despite all the presents, there is no greater joy
Than having that someone that you can call yours.
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So I'm clearly not a poet, but I'll make it up to you in the story. This fic is going to be a holiday companion piece to my main au story Officially Yours. It will contain a collection of oneshots featuring the cute/smutty shenanigans of our three main couples: Sugamon, Jikook and Vhope throughout the month of December and leading up to xmas. Although it's not mandatory I would behoove you to read Officially Yours and all three extras before reading this piece, just to give you a better understanding of everybody's background. Happy Reading. ^^
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- Part 2 of Officially Yours
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Damp strands of chestnut hair were clinging to Yongguk's forehead and his wet eyelashes were resting gently on his rosy cheeks as the older boy laid there unconscious. The soft expression on Yongguk’s face was causing Junhong’s heart to thump frantically against his chest, but he quickly shook his feelings away.
So this is another high school AU fluff piece featuring the misunderstood, Yongguk, the high spirited freshman, Junhong, and the cute puppy that helps bring them together. ^^
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Youngjae felt his heart squeeze as he watched a bright smile split Daehyun's face, his wet copper bangs clinging to his forehead, creating a stunning picture. But in seconds it was gone and the brunette was once again running up the field, chasing down the black and white ball.
This is another cliché high school AU one shot fluff piece, exploring Youngjae's feels for Daehyun. I'm sure you are thinking you've read this type of thing before, but I hope you'll give it a chance. ^^
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Namjoon's smile faltered as he spotted Yoongi sitting atop a sandy hill. The older boy’s brown bangs were rustling in the summer breeze as he looked out into the ocean and Namjoon’s breath hitched as he stared at his hyung, the orange and purple sky creating a perfect background for the beautiful image before him.
This story is a Sugamon slice of life with some internal angst, sap and fluff, and possibly smut.
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Hanbin spent every second writing lyrics and used every dime of allowance to buy recording equipment that he kept hidden in his room. His hyungs online were his only encouragement, especially Bobby.
This is an au, doubleb, fluff story where Hanbin visits in his local supermarket and gets swept of his feet by a certain someone. ^^
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The first thing Jimin noticed was a head of messy black hair that most definitely didn't belong to Taehyung. He was about to apologize when he looked at the boy's face, instantly recognizing those sharp eyes and soft lips. His heart clenched tightly in his chest as he stood face to face with that strange guy from the McDonald's, who was staring back at him with a rather irritated expression.
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This a Jikook AU romantic comedy of sorts. Where Jimin takes a second job to pay his college tuition and shenanigans ensue. ^^ -
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Yoongi's head snapped up when he heard the brunette's voice drop lower. He took a second to reanalyze the man in front of him, who was actually rather handsome on a second look. And maybe his oversized lips could have their own uses if the brunette stopped using them for talking.
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This an au pwp smut with a little humor on the side. Where Yoongi meets an interesting elevator operator on his way to a job interview.
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He instantly smiled as he spotted Jiwon leaning back against the closed door. He was about to ask his lover what he thought was so damned funny, but suddenly his senses were assaulted by an intoxicating scent that he knew so well. Hanbin's body twitched with an intense need, and he unconsciously licked his lips as his eyes trailed downward until they found what he desired.
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This is just a funny little 2B pwp fluffy smut to counterbalance all the angst that exists in their tag ^^Crossposted from AFF
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Jungkook watched Jimin from across the table, his cute cheeks starting to match the color of his hair with every drink. Then suddenly Jimin loosened his tie, causing Jungkook to swallow hard, his mouth suddenly becoming as dry as desert sand, and the small trail of sweat slipping down Jimin's neck looking as tempting as the Nile river to a parched traveler. If only he could have a taste.
This is a Jikook office romantic comedy of sorts. ( I use the term comedy loosely cause only I think my lame jokes are funny, but still.) It's rated M for the right reasons, but still has a lot of sap and fluff for people looking for something cute to read, so I hope you'll give it a chance. ^^
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- Part 1 of Officially Yours
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This is a fluffy Banglo AU vignette:
Junhong awoke feeling the familiar sensation of something cold and wet sliding down his back.
“Don’t move, love. I’m almost done.” a deep voice pleaded as a fine paintbrush continued its sweeping movement, arching down the expanse of the blonde’s pale skin.Crosspost from AFF
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This is a GTOP Cinderella spoof inspired by Big Bang's performance at the MAMAs in 2012. Nuff said. And sorry to dissapiont, but GD is not wearing a dress. ^^
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This is a Himup AU PWP Smut. "Look out your window." Jongup froze instantly, recognizing Himchan's deep, seductive voice dripping honey covered words through the phone.
This story was written as a companion piece to New Neighbor by xingthighs. The setting and background of the characters belong to her, and with her permission I got to play with himup within her universe. ^^
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This is a banglo sappy smut set in January 2014 as B.A.P prepares for their comeback, 1004.
‘How had time slipped by so quickly?’ Yongguk pondered, as clouds of guilt stormed across his mind, suddenly feeling like a horrible excuse for a boyfriend.
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A sappy Banglo PWP set in Japan. Zelo and Yongguk and a hot spring! Oh My!
Junhong stepped out of the bathroom with a grimace, pushing the damp blond hairs out of his eyes as he crossed the small room. He made his way outside to the enclosed balcony, clad in only the white towel that was tied snugly around his hips and the droplets of water that were desperately clinging to his pale skin, slowly slipping down his lean body, until they admitted defeat and fell to the floor.
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Once upon a time a lonely bear awoke to find a beautiful blond sleeping next to him and his world was instantly turned upside down.
Goldilocks parody, PWP, Smut featuring GTOP ^^ A present for MsNightshade’s birthday.
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This is a sundae, oneshot, pwp set in Aug 2010 while the band has been on break and working on solo projects. Daesung has been missing Youngbae, feeling frustrated over his feelings for him. Then magically Bae appears and smut occurs. ^^
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- Part 2 of SunDae Chronicles
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This story is a SunDae exploring Youngbae's feelings for Daesung starting back in 2008. This is the start an arch of one shot stories called The SunDae Chronicle that with be a collection of smut pieces centered around real Big Bang events. This story is also the direct prequel to 'You're My...'.
Crossposted from AFF.
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- Part 1 of SunDae Chronicles
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A Wonderful Thing: An Adventure of Winnie the Pooh and 2B too by AbsoluteHominy
Fandoms: iKON (Kpop), Team B (Band)
19 May 2015
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Hanbin and Bobby are finally able to confess their feelings thanks to the secret help of a certain stuffed bear.
This is a slice of life DoubleB, featuring some Disney magic. The parts involving Winnie the Pooh are super innocent and the parts with Hanbin and Bobby are not ^^ hence the M rating.
Crosspost from AFF