15 Works by AbsolutePanik

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    The Ancient Heroes are dead.
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    Defeated in the Dark Flour War by Dark Enchantress Cookie, she planned to use their soul jams to create her brand new world. But not all hope is lost, as a bright light from the sky reclaims the soul jams, and banishes Dark Enchantress Cookie to the stars, prophesied to return one day.
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    Foretold by Millennial Tree Cookie himself, there will come to be five new cookies, five who must wield the power of the soul jams to try and defeat Dark Enchantress Cookie, once and for all.

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    English
    Words:
    30,216
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,224
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    Abandoned outside the Black Citadel walls when she was just a baby, Caramel Arrow Cookie was raised by no other than Dark Cacao Cookie, the ruler of the land. Trained to be a steadfast soldier, she and her adoptive brother, Dark Choco Cookie, held promise of a grand time to come for the Dark Cacao Kingdom.
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    But as time moved on, things began to unravel at the seams. The Dark Flour War ravaged the land, and destroyed what little peace that the Dark Cacao Kingdom seemed to know. Between the strained relationships within her adoptive family, and the threat of their home becoming their downfall, Caramel Arrow Cookie is forced to juggle the responsibilities of many, all while questions of her own origin begin to worm their way into her life.
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    Eventually, she's forced to try and find out more about her origins, especially once she noticed the black scales forming on her body. But a certain royal advisory wasn't going to make her journey to discover these hidden truths an easy one to accomplish.

    Language:
    English
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    12,416
    Chapters:
    4/24
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,119
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    The mission was supposed to be simple. So simple, that any member of the Order could’ve carried out this mission. All she was supposed to do was to cleanse out the Holy Grounds of the Godly Banquet. Purge all the cake monsters, from the smallest cake pup, to the large Skelecake fighters. Leave not a single survivor, and explore not more than need be. It was that damn simple. And yet, the task proved easier said than done.
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    After Pastry Cookie's mission goes totally awry, she encounters Cakeberus, who proceeds to take her left arm. In an act of pity, Red Velvet Cookie saves her life by replacing her arm with one similar to his. But Pastry Cookie refuses to accept such an 'awful' gift, and returns to the St. Pastry Order, where the doors she considered to be home may not be so welcoming after all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,012
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    489
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    When the Beast Cookies had turned their back on the Witches, and began destroying the land they were meant to protect, their power contorted their very dough and turned them into monsters. Once they split the soul jams into two, and bestowed the good halves to the Ancient Heroes, the Ancient Heroes were expected to be nothing short of flawless. They would become the beacons of purity that all of cookiekind sought out to be
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    But when Pure Vanilla Cookie ran into Shadow Milk Cookie in the Spire of Deceit, something broke him. Driven into insanity, Pure Vanilla Cookie denounces the light of truth, unable to bear the weight of the harsh truth for any longer. Little did he know, the same power that changed the very dough of the Beast Cookies, was capable of changing Pure Vanilla Cookie as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,063
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    4,251
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    The mission was simple. Purge the cake monsters out of Holy Grounds of Godly Banquet. Nothing more, nothing less. Yet, the task proved to be much easier said than done.
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    After Pastry's mission goes totally awry, she encounters Cakeberus, who proceeds to take her left arm. In an act of pity, Red Velvet saves her life by replacing her arm with one similar to his. But Pastry refuses to accept such an 'awful' gift, and returns to the St. Pastry Order, where the doors she considered to be home may not be so welcoming after all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,842
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,627
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    Pure Vanilla Cookie was shocked to hear that GingerBrave, Strawberry Cookie, and Wizard Cookie had found White Lily Cookie in the Faerie Forest within Beast Yeast. Now, he and the other Ancient Heroes wait for her to return, to hear what she has to say for herself.
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    An AU where none of the Ancient Heroes forgave White Lily Cookie for what she did as quickly as they had in canon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,037
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    The Ancient Heroes have died.
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    Defeated in the Dark Flour War, they had their soul jams stolen and were obliterated by Dark Enchantress Cookie. But, not all hope seems lost, as a light appears from the sky and takes back the soul jams, putting Dark Enchantress into slumber.
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    Since then, a new prophecy was created. One that told of five new cookies, five who could wield the power of the soul jams and possibly defeat Dark Enchantress, once and for all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,033
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    8,288
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    What if the usually manipulative Velvet had been the "less" evil one of the duo? What if the more soft spoken Veneer had been the "more" evil of the two?
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    Focusing on Velvet and Veneer throughout the story line of Trolls : Band Together and even how they came to be this way, this AU tells of how it would've played out if they had swapped motives/personalities. What if fun-loving Veneer was so obsessed with fame, he'd do anything to get his hands on it? And what if sassy and emotionally shut-off Velvet was the one who sympathized with their prisoner?
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    Credits to @veneersmalewife on Tik Tok for the original concept!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,573
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,623
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    “With great power comes great responsibilities, and even greater consequences.”
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    Each of them were warned that exact phrase when offered their soul jam. But with each of their kingdoms in dire need, they disregarded the warning. Now, they will be forced to pay the eternal price.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,812
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,800
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    WARNING : Summary contains spoilers for part 1. Go read part 1 before this part
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    Things should've been fine that day. They had rescued Pure Vanilla, he had control over his phantom, and he finally got to properly apologize to his son. But they weren't, because now Pomegranate had Pure Vanilla's soul jam. Now Dark Cacao and the rest of the Ancient Heroes have gathered again, and are ready to find a way to get it back.
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    But nothing ever goes to plan, and an unexpected visitor shows up, asking them for the impossible. And as he tries to control what had hurt so many people, it begins slowly taking a toll on his body.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,666
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2,803
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    As a marshmallow fox, she never had to worry about the hunger. Though a carnivore, eating other creatures to live never bothered her. But after becoming a cookie, it was all supposed to change. What satisfied her was supposed to be cookie foods... not cookies.
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    Now as she locks herself away, afraid of herself. Afraid of what she'll do to the ones she loves. Afraid of what she'll do to... her

    Language:
    English
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    4,217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    134
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    They had all barely begun their rule before Dark Enchantress had attacked. Now Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla fight side-by-side while Hollyberry and Golden Cheese defend other parts of their land, while also searching for their missing friend, White Lily.
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    But something goes awfully awry, becoming a mistake that can never be fixed. Because death can never be fixed, no matter how hard you try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,142
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    After escaping The Order, Pastry lives with Parfait in order to become stable enough to live on her own. In the meantime, her and Parfait do plenty of fun things, help her cope with her trauma, and become just a little bit more than friends.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,122
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,266
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    After Pure Vanilla finished recruiting the remaining ancients, it's up to them and their most reliable allies to come up with a plan for beating Dark Enchantress. Unfortunately, Pomegranate's spell still had control over one of their members, and he will pay the price for it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,122
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    344
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    9,362
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    After Lisa forces her to take a break (again), Jean notices two huge out-of-place scars along Aether's back. She then spends the day trying to figure out, "how did he come to sustain such injuries?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    611

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