13 Works by Adeptus_Custodes
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Fate Grand Order Porn Time - Day 3, Paracelsus von Hohenheim by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order
24 Mar 2026
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Paracelsus gets fingered, he's enjoing it.
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- Part 5 of NSFW one shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,156
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 42
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Agrippa really should be finishing his paperwork. Alas, someone has different ideas.
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- Part 4 of NSFW one shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,236
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 177
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Fate Grand Order Porn Time - Day 2, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order
24 Mar 2026
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Fun times with Diarmuid! Who turned out more dommy than I expected
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- Part 3 of NSFW one shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 915
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 92
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Daxos, Oracle of the Gods, has an actual sexual encounter with another person for the first time in his life.
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- Part 2 of NSFW one shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,214
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 34
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Fate Grand Order Porn Time - Day 1, Jing Ke by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Fate/Grand Order
20 Mar 2026
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Basically, Jing Ke has sex with a female Chaldea Operative. That's about it.
Series
- Part 1 of NSFW one shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 885
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 232
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Intercultural Communication by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Warhammer Fantasy, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
29 Oct 2025
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An experiment of Teclis' went awry and now he's stuck somewhere where no-one looks like he's used to, talks like he's used to or dressed like he's used to. Not to be daunted by these things, he decides to learn as much as possible - and very definitely not fall in love with whatever a Farseer is.
Meanwhile, Tyrion and Alarielle hurry after him, desperate to find him, and instead have to deal with an overgrown wolf, an overgrown Lion, and a man who wears too much gold to be countenanced.
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Golden Dreams (Are not Pretty) by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
29 Oct 2025
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Jaghatai Khan thought it was a good idea for him and his brothers to all sleep with their Custodes companion to improve their working relationship with each other. It works out as well enough as you would expect.
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Crow and Rattlesnake by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
29 Oct 2025
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Sevatar is used to bad situations. Arguably, his life had consisted on mostly bad situations with some breaks in between. He still did not expect to be captured by drukhari and to become the personal prisoner of the enigmatic lord of Commoragh, Asdrubael Vect, who chose to make him his new entertainment, for reasons the Night Lord could not fathom.
He could easily deal with all of this, if, despite knowing of the depravity, cravenness and general xenosness of the Archon, he didn't start finding him attractive. -
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Ionus Cryptborn loves Vandus Hammerhand. This fact is one that drives him onwards, that keeps him on his journey, that makes him want to find a solution to the reforging issues. And he knows, deep, in his heart, that before he changed too much, Vandus Hammerhand had probably loved him back.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,832
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 28
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So, Gardus Steel Soul is the most eligible bachelor of the Mortal Realms, it has been proven and it has been written (in Grymn's diary). But Gardus is also, tragically, currently unfucked. His fellow Stormcasts finally decide to do something about it.
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In the Quiet (Despair Can Look So Much Like Hope) by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
30 Sep 2025
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Eldrad and Asurmen travel together to defeat an ork warboss. Eldrad is cold, Asurmen has a lot of emotions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 648
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 43
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Homecoming by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
09 Sep 2025
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Logan Grimnar sits upon his throne in the great hall for the first time in a while. Who better to join him than his favoured gothi?
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Confiteor by Adeptus_Custodes
Fandoms: Horus Heresy - Various Authors, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
03 Feb 2025
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Argel Tal feels guilty for the death of his friend and finds an effective way to properly perform penance. Namely by spearing another Custodes.