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“Dante, I need your help.”
He plucked the magazine off of his face and was met with the sight of Lady holding a white haired baby. A very small and young baby. He blinked. Even with the obvious baby pudge the kid looked really familiar. His eyes went wide.
“Lady— You’ll have to marry me if you want my help. You know I can’t afford child support.”
...On a mission to Fortuna, Lady comes into custody of a baby Nero after learning of the truth behind the city's fair facade and the death of her employer, Nero's mother. All she can think to do is bring the child to his only living family, Dante, and figure out a plan from there. A plan involving a (fake) shotgun wedding, Dante surviving a car crash, and the hope that no one will think its weird they're trying to pass of a 1 month old as a newborn. It's a bit of a mess, but Dante doesn't have any better ideas.
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- Part 1 of Dante and Lady Raise Nero AU
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24 Jul 2025
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“Last year, two horrible things happened to me on Christmas.” Sehun started before holding up a finger.
“One, I met Byun Baekhyun.”
“Hey!”
“Two, Byun Baekhyun brought me to the emergency room of this hospital and Dr. Kim Jongin attended to me.”
“That doesn’t sound that bad,” Jongdae noted with a confused frown. Kyungsoo ticked a brow at him too whereas Baekhyun only laughed his ass off.
“Just wait, it gets better.” Throwing the obnoxious male a glare, Sehun faced Kyungsoo because somehow his blank face calmed him down.
“I was drunk out of my mind and when I am drunk out of my mind I am horny and when I am horny I make passes at hot men because I am very gay.”
“Oh, Lord.” Looking at Kyungsoo was no longer comforting.
“You didn’t…” Jongdae trailed off with a cautious expression.
“I did. I freaking grabbed him by the collar and kissed him. I called him hot and declared my undying love for him before passing out like a fucking moron."Sehun was sure that he was going to be fired on the first day of his job.
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19 Apr 2025
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Thicker Than Blood (thicker than your goddamn skull, too) by Silver_Tree (orphan_account)
Fandoms: EXO (Band)
15 Sep 2018
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If you ever have the need to complain about your loved one, just remember that Jongin’s boyfriend talks nonstop about rotten bodies and murders, has an overly cheerful personality, attracts way too much attention and somehow gets along with Park fucking Chanyeol.
And Jongin himself isn’t exactly the perfect lover either; he’s hot-headed, grumpy and whines too much about paperwork, carries his gun every-fucking-where and worst of them all (in Sehun’s opinion), he drinks his coffee black.
Or, in other words, Jongin and Sehun are a mess but they definitely make it work.
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18 Apr 2025
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News anchor Sehun and weatherman Jongin keep teasing each other during broadcasts.
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03 Apr 2025
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Jongin just wants to poke Sehun's cheeks.
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02 Apr 2025