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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Patrick takes his $20 back and slips it into his back pocket. “You know, if you really want to make it up to us, I can think of another way.” It feels awkward, like bad porn dialogue, and Patrick's never propositioned another person. There’s a voice in his head that’s shouting at him to take it all back, to turn around and walk away and take David home, just like they’d planned. But he remembers their conversation about Ken, about the experiences that exist in the world that Patrick hasn’t had the chance to experience yet. And he doesn’t want to lose the game because he never even bothered playing. He’s not really sure this is the best time, or the best place, but the words are already out his mouth. The blood fills his cheeks and his face is hot, but the bartender looks him up and down, slowly, before crossing his arms and leaning over the bar.

    “I’m off in an hour. What exactly did you have in mind?”

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    09 Jan 2020

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    It’s not like David was trying to hide it. The truth of the matter is, he doesn’t wear skirts all that often, doesn’t get the urge all that often, and Patrick just hasn’t known him all that long. A year, Patrick’s known him a year, and David’s wardrobe is extensive; he really wasn’t trying to hide it.

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    09 Jan 2020

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    David is the vainest creature who has ever walked this Earth, and so the fact that Patrick can’t control himself around David is the most intensely flattering thing that’s ever happened to him.

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    09 Jan 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    David takes the "How Electric Is Your Relationship" quiz and happily reminisces, until he sees his score.

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    09 Jan 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Based on the recent spoiler photos and description, David has to navigate the idea of a marriage and not just a wedding.
    Patrick and David argue over a lot of the wedding details and it spills over into much bigger aspects of their pending marriage.

    There's so much for these two to work out, but if they can do it, they will see a rainbow on the other side.

    “ I am really unravelling here, David. At first we had disagreements over the flowers and I conceded to the roses because that will be our new name as a married couple and it eventually made sense to me.”

    “Well it was because Gerber Daisies need to all be plucked from the fields and burned in a fire.”

    “See, right there, you lose all sensitivity for something I like."

    “I think you have me confused with someone else.”

    "You catch more bees with honey than you do with vinegar, that's all I'm saying, David."

    "Yeah, I don't. I don't know what that means."

    “Well, you know what David, maybe I do have you confused with someone else because I thought a wedding, or at least planning a wedding would come with a few compromises.”

    (Warning: this story isn’t finished and the first chapter is a sad one. I’m sorry in advance.)

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    13 Dec 2019