Agnes_Not_Montegue
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- LEGO Monkie Kid (3)
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The marks that intertwine us (I would sleep forever if it meant being with you) by Agnes_Not_Montegue
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid
02 Jun 2025
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“That’s a pretty unique soul mark, Xiaotian..” Tang had told him in a kind, calming voice. Pigsy already figured it was a facade for the truth but they couldn’t let the kid down…Gods, if he knew…
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A classic soulmate mark AU where the marks practically represent the most important part of someone, unfortunately sometimes those marks can be very…. Recognizable…
(This is a rewrite of my other fic)
(Yewh I absolutely gave up, completely lost motivation. If you want to rewrite it I legit just don’t care go for it you wonderful human being. Tysm for those who liked this 🥹)
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Some dumb chatfic shit while i procrastinate 👍👍
Bai He is like- 13 here so she can swear 🤟
Wukong is shit and nobody likes him 🖕🖕 (i love torturing my fav characters)
ANOTHER FIC WITH ANOTHER LAUFEY INSPIRED TITLE WHOOO
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I Would Sleep Forever If It Meant Being With You by Agnes_Not_Montegue
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid
03 Mar 2024
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MK is a 17 year old boy with issues (Mortal? Immortal? Eh too lazy to think about it now)
Red Son is a 420 year old immortal demon with issuesWhere will this take them 😨😨😨
Oh yeah! This takes place BEFORE SEASON 1 *dramatic music*^^ DISCONTINUED….FOR NOW^^
(A soulmate AU where you share dreams with your soulmate, also having a soulmate is incredibly rare 😜😜)
(Btw I got *heavily* inspired by PittedPeaches Fic “ A Garden Across Our Collarbones” on the soulmate AU….you should read it if you haven’t already it is a GODSEND 🙏🙏🙏)^^I REPEAT, I WILL REWRITE THIS FIC LATER WHEN TIME PERMITS IT^^
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Eric is very affectionate towards his roommate. Jack is very confused.
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5 times Eric kisses Jack + 1 time Jack kisses Eric
(Title from "Baby, I Love You" by Ramones)
Bookmarked by Agnes_Not_Montegue
28 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Agnes_Not_Montegue
28 Nov 2025
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“How many men have you fucked that weren’t me?”
“Like, four?” It’s a small number, but never one that Zoro thought was worth keeping count of. “Why, you jealous?”
“No,” Sanji fumes. He grabs Zoro by the shoulders. “I can take it, you asshole, just admit you’re too scared to fuck me!”
It’s Zoro’s turn to make a noise. This whole fight is fucking ridiculous. “I’m not.”
“Okay, then fuck me!”
“Fine! I’ll fuck you!”
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Sanji just had to go there and want to get fucked. Obviously (ugh) it means Zoro needs romance him first, lovey-dovey shit and all.
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- Part 2 of that frou frou shit
Bookmarked by Agnes_Not_Montegue
28 Nov 2025
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
Series
- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
Bookmarked by Agnes_Not_Montegue
28 Nov 2025
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“I got our room key,” Billy says.
“Our…?”
“Alphabetical,” Billy answers, shrugging.
Or: Three times Steve and Billy share (a bed, a meal, the truth) and one time they share (a virus).
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Bookmarked by Agnes_Not_Montegue
28 Nov 2025