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gandalf miscalculates bilbo's age
bilbo is only 31 when he starts the journey
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13 Apr 2026
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Oopsie Bilbo is a minor, but they figure it out and become a happy little family. Then they fuck it up and fix it again
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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25 Mar 2026
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Jaskier nust collects witchers. He also get tortured and collects more witchers afterwards
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Braiding one's hair with flowers is considered the highest form of affection a hobbit can show the one they care about. The dwarves dont know about this comfort and hurt their hobbit.
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17 Feb 2026
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Bilbo just wants to put some flowers in their hair. They say no, but regret it instantlt and overcompensate so hard
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The dwarves find out that hobbits eat up to 7 meals a day while there's has been surviving on one, maybe two a day. They're horrified and guilty, swearing to make it right.
Bilbo is insistent he's fine, but well, extra food is extra food.Bookmarked by AlfGard
17 Feb 2026
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Poor Bilbo gets starved, but the dwarves fix it
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Moss and Stones by MeganRosenberg
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Dec 2025
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Dwarves are sturdy as stone, unmovable even by a rushing river current. Hobbits, however, are soft and light like moss, and quite easily moved by water unless they have a stone to cling to. The dwarves don't seem to remember this when they choose to cross a river on foot and don't take Bilbo's concerns seriously. The decision leads to Bilbo's life being in danger and both Dwalin and Thorin (and many of the other dwarves) feeling responsible.
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22 Jan 2026
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Poor Bilbo drowns but luckily Dwalin knows cpr