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This was not good. Pale violet memos zipped past her down the corridor, nearly clipping her ears. She needed to get back to the office. Charging deeper into the ministry, her mood soured with every step. As she rounded the corner, a group of summer work placement students were crowded around waiting for the lift. But upon hearing her violently clacking steps approaching and getting a glimpse at her rising cloud of hair, they promptly scattered and fled. She pulled out her Jabbering Jotter, scrawling furiously in it while waiting for the next lift.
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Chief of Staff for the Deputy Minister for Magic has never been an easy role, but it was one Hermione relished. That is, until the sudden reappearance of one Draco Malfoy in her life.
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- Part 1 of Strange Bedfellows
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After getting shafted at work by Draco Malfoy, Hermione lets Theo convince her they should TP Malfoy Manor. She really should never have explained what TP-ing was to Theo.
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This was not how Neville imagined their first significant interaction since their school days. To be honest, he hadn’t imagined a single interaction with anyone that started with himself drenched in Bubotuber pus. Yet here he was, sat in the dirt, covered in Bubotuber pus. It was warm, slimy, and just beginning to smart. Brilliant.
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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13 Sep 2023