All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
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“You’re recruiting this moron who tries to kill you several times a day and isn’t even smart enough to know that I can kill him with a thought?” Law scoffed. “Your standards are slipping.”
“We kept you, didn’t we?” Whitebeard laughed, not bothering to hide his amusement anymore. “Didn’t you stab Marco when he came back to collect you and Rosinante?”
“That doesn’t count. He’s a phoenix and I was fourteen,” Law replied. “This is a half naked arsonist with a knife and a cowboy hat.” -
All My Role Models are on TV for the Wrong Reasons by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
12 Sep 2024
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Between the four Blues, Paradise, and the New World, Trafalgar Okojo has plenty of people to befriend (read: gaslight).
Chapter 1: Mihawk
Chapter 2: Crocodile (and Buggy)
Chapter 3: Eustass KidSeries
- Part 12 of Heartstrings
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Look Who's Laughing Now by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 Aug 2024
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I really like Torao, Luffy thought contentedly.
I like him, too. The words felt like a warm echo of his own thoughts, bumping against the inside of his skull in a gentle but insistent way.
That was weird. But not the weirdest thing Luffy had ever experienced, so he ignored it.
“Did you get something in your eyes, Mugiwara-ya?” Torao asked. “They look a little pink.” -
The Horror and the Wild by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Aug 2024
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“Captain! Back so- what the fuck?” Shachi blurted out. “Why are you two covered in blood?”
“Pull up the anchor and get us under the surface as fast as you can,” Law ordered as he carried Okojo past their crew and into their ship.Series
- Part 11 of Heartstrings
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If You're Sad And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Aug 2024
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He had just popped the bottle open when he realized that there was someone sitting on his other side. He slowly turned his head, then jumped and screeched, nearly falling off the cliff and then nearly knocking his booze off.
Okojo was sitting beside him, cross-legged, watching him like a slightly smug, slightly sinister cat.
“What the fuck?” Buggy choked out. “How did you-“
“You’re not that fast,” Okojo informed him. “I just followed your feet.”
“Why?”Series
- Part 9 of Heartstrings
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I Know We're Lost (But Soon We'll Be Found) by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandom LEGO Monkie Kid
21 May 2023
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The re-emergence of an old enemy brings Macaque and Wukong to face their shared history and decide if they'll share a future.
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A self-indulgent Genshin Dragon Rider AU that no one asked for but I keep writing anyway.
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Self Indulgent Genshin Impact Things by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Aug 2022
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Sokka just grins and shrugs, elbowing Zuko gently in the side. They stay on the roof tracing patterns in the sky until the sun begins to rise and drown out the heavens in its light. When they climb down from the roof, Sokka still holding out his hand to help Zuko, Zuko realizes he hasn’t thought about work at all.
(A post-canon fic where Ambassador Sokka and Fire Lord Zuko write each other letters and watch the stars.)
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18 Apr 2026
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The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”
“That was a matter of cultural exchange."
“What about the jewelry?”
“That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”
"But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”
(For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)
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18 Apr 2026
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“I accidentally signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka,” Zuko says faintly. He sits up so fast he almost falls out of his chair. “I signed off on an arranged marriage to Sokka, and he agreed."
In which Zuko suffers in a variety of ways, including but not limited to: close and constant proximity to the object of his affections, assassination attempts, and irreparable injuries to his dignity.
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18 Apr 2026
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running home to you by wistfulenchantress
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
09 Apr 2026
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Ambassador Sokka is finally back in Caldera after four long months, and he's ready for things to go back to normal. But he and Zuko are keeping secrets from each other. Even worse, new, romantic type feelings are blooming in Sokka's chest when he looks at his best friend. He's just noticing, but he's starting to wonder if they've always been there.
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13 Apr 2026
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Before the Court, Before You by Shadowsoul_743
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Jan 2026
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“Careful, General,” comes a voice, bright and insufferably fond. “You took on half a jug of peach wine and then half the court.”
Lan Wangji closes his eyes, despair blooming. “No.”He registers, distantly, that one does not say 'no' to the Emperor in that tone. Unfortunately, his dignity is somewhere beneath the silk sheets and the honey-gold frame of the huanghuali bed, and his brain is full of static.
Lan Wangji sits up fully now, slow and stiff, only to find Wei Wuxian lounging at the foot of the bed in an informal robe, holding a teacup like it’s an award. There’s a flickering projection hovering above his hand: hazy, but unmistakable.
There he is. Lan Wangji. On the table. Disheveled. Glowing faintly with spiritual energy, hair loose, face as serene as ever except for his flushed ears. Yelling something about "devotion unspoken is cowardice" while trying to pull a jade ring off his finger.
Lan Wangji buries his face in his hands and considers suffocating himself on the spot.
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Or : Wei Wuxian is the Emperor and Lan Wangji gets drunk and publicly declares his eternal love for him. This is the morning after.Bookmarked by All_My_Characters_Are_Dead
08 Apr 2026