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    Sanji doesn’t know how he didn’t notice it before, is the thing. Of all the times he has seen Zoro shirtless (in battle, mostly) he just… never noticed. The problem is, once he has noticed, Sanji can’t seem to stop noticing. And neither can anyone else.

    In which Zoro has a nipple piercing and Sanji has a Problem.

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    26 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    At this point they are just looking for the flimsiest of excuses to get their rocks off together.

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    01 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    “What the hell is that?” Zoro asks, glaring at the red leather in Sanji’s hands.

    “A leash.” Sanji says bluntly.
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    Zosan Kinktober ‘25: Day 14. Leash

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Sanji, a passionate lover, prepares a surprise romantic evening for his beloved Violet-Chan on Valentines day, he awaits her arrival patiently as he settles himself in their bedroom. But instead, Zoro enters the scene and is surprised to find Sanji on display, sitting naked on his bed, the blindfold constructing his vision preventing him from realizing it was Zoro who obliviously stumbled into the bedroom.
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    OR. Sanji gets pounded by Zoro without knowing it's Zoro.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    "Around him, the battlefield had gone silent.

    He had a brief moment of clarity when he realized, with horror, what his hands were cupping.

    He opened his eye as fear engulfed him and looked down at himself.

    His hands were cupping his crotch.

    The unbearable pain was coming from his penis.

    "...Dude..." a marine broke the silence, "You shot Roronoa fucking Zoro in the dick.""

     

    Or, how it took a broken penis for two idiots to realize they're in love with each other.

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