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   Fuck, Marry, Kill by KH_Rogers

   Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Melissa "Mel" King/John Shen
   • Melissa "Mel" King/Frank Langdon
   • Melissa "Mel" King
   • John Shen (The Pitt)
   • Frank Langdon
   • Jack Abbot (The Pitt)
   • Trinity Santos
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Mental Health Issues
   • past depression
   • past suicidal ideation
   • Romance
   • Fluff
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • This Is STUPID
   • for the love of tiktok
   • Not Beta Read
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • mel and frank are minor
   • they have no sexual chemistry
   • Frank is an asshole
   • and a wingman
   • carry on
   • did so much research on this
   • my whole pinterest is hawaii packing now
   • You're Welcome
   • also I want a new swimsuit
   • I blame the internet
   • SSRIs
   • sex on ssris
   • Sorry Not Sorry
   • medicated depression

   Summary

   Dr. John Shen needs a plus one to a wedding in Hawaii. Night shift suggests lesbian Trinity Santos, her bid: all expenses paid and a ONE (1) blowjob. Day shift counters: Dr. Mel King, no oral sex, all expenses plus incidentals plus she’ll pretend to be his long term girlfriend.

   It’s an easy decision.

   Fake/pretend relationship.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   24,350

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

   91

   Kudos:

   500

   Bookmarks:

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   27 Apr 2026