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    When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving, Bella realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family does not intend to leave her unprotected again.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    AU starting with the Third Task. Harry’s blood fails to resurrect Voldemort, because he is not Harry Potter, but a Muggleborn son of two Squib Order members who died in the first war. Dazed, no longer knowing who he is, Harry tries to navigate a new world, including Marcus Flint unexpectedly taking an interest in him.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.

    “What are you fucking giggling about?”

    The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.

    “It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.

    “Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.

    “I know because I was in one, asshole.”

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    During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.

    Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.

    Flambae does not.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Flambae wanted to burn this lying prick into a charred corpse. He wanted to watch him suffer—but even more he wanted to curse himself for ever starting to like this man. He was ready to make those first two happen but stopped short of a few steps when Robert stood up, swaying slightly, a grimace on his face. He tried to talk, but nothing came out but a thin stripe of blood that poured from the corners of his mouth. The flames licking up his shoulders extinguished as he scrambled forward to catch Robert as his body suddenly went lax and his eyes rolled into the back of his head.

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    The bar fight hurt Robert more then he let on and when those injuries catch up the z-team is there to catch him.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    When Pansy Parkinson, Tracey Davis, and Daphne Greengrass start 4th year, they expect a silly tournament and more study time. Instead they get an abused Harry Potter who isn't a Potter at all, a mother who wants her son back, and a Slytherin Triwizard competitor who owes a debt to Harry Potter. Not to mention a twinkly eyed headmaster whose careful plans are being torn to shreds by very protective Slytherins.

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    25 Jan 2026