10 Works by Apathy
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“The problem,” the CEO of Poseidon Line says, fingers steepled in front of his beard, “is your public image.”
Sky High does a publicity photoshoot. It goes either very well or very poorly.
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Report on Incident No. 235908 Involving Vessel NKMA-01 by Yamazaki Sagaru (Age 32) by Apathy, saltedpin for deargodwhatisthatthing
Fandoms: Gintama
05 Jul 2021
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Tama of the Yorozuya Gin-chan has a job request for Yamazaki Sagaru of the Shinsengumi.
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This kind of contrived garbage seems to keep happening to him, and he’s sick of it. Why is it always him in particular who gets saddled with the most humiliating plotlines? More to the point, why does it always have to be in the absolute worst possible company?
Hijikata has an extremely bad day (or does he?).
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When Life Gives You Something Nice for a Change, It Can Be Surprisingly Difficult to Hold On To It by Apathy, saltedpin
Fandoms: Gintama
04 Jul 2020
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Hijikata bites back a snitty response and slowly counts to ten in his head. He hadn’t expected things to go smoothly – since when has anything involving that idiot even come close to being easy?
Trouble in paradise.
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A Very Good Girl by Apathy, saltedpin for goss
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2020
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Who on earth had decided that it was a good idea to give Jin Ling a dog?
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When Life Gives You a Sequel with a Higher Rating Make Sure You Don’t Screw It Up by Apathy, saltedpin
Fandoms: Gintama
16 Jun 2019
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This is Hijikata’s life now. He made this choice in the full knowledge of who he’d be getting in bed with, and how absolutely disgusting and bewildering and infuriating he is. This is, apparently, what he wants.
Local idiots attempt sex.
(sequel to When Life Gives You Lemons Make Sure to Save Them to Your Hard Drive)
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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Sure to Save Them to Your Hard Drive by Apathy, saltedpin
Fandoms: Gintama
27 Apr 2019
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He has no problem with the attention. It’s just that right now he’s receiving so damn much of it that it’s almost starting to get a little unnerving. It’s nothing he can’t deal with, of course, but the lingering stares, the whispering behind gently waving fans, and the barely audible giggling would, were he a weaker man, give him the screaming heebie-jeebies.
Gintoki learns the hard way that there is a difference between good attention and bad attention.
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Omnia mutantur, nihil interit by Apathy, saltedpin
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
20 May 2018
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Valjean's panting breath does not belong to him.
He scrambles out of the bed and stumbles on too-light feet to the mirror in the corner, although he already knows what he will see.
Peering back at him from behind a curtain of dark hair, wide-eyed, is Éponine Thénardier.
Jean Valjean awakens one morning from uneasy dreams to find that something quite unexpected has happened during the night.
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Yesterday morning, Robbie had been at the heights of ecstasy; today, everything is awkward and terrible.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
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- Part 2 of You don't win boyfriends with salad
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Getting trapped together one time is bad luck.
Getting trapped together several times is a recipe for deep-seated trauma. The kind that involves ice cream, cake, and a whole lot of denial.
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- Part 1 of You don't win boyfriends with salad