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In a world where super-villains have to compete against each other each day to gain the respect of the Evil League of Evil and the support of the Bank of Evil, Mischievous Misha struggles with both, plus a distinctive lack of new ideas for heists. He's been in the business for quite some time, and though his minions and his best friend Jared keep him busy just fine, it's only when Jensen moves into the house next to Misha's that he becomes aware there's something more to life than being evil. What he doesn't know is that Jensen is a villain like himself, just younger and an up and coming one, and only moved here to put Misha out of the way.
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25 Aug 2020
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Fred and George have discovered there used to be a dedicated cocksucker for each dorm. Now there's an interesting tradition that Hogwarts: A History somehow forgot to mention.
Anyway. The twins. A magic sex contract. What's the worry?
Poor Harry. He's killed Voldemort and is back at Hogwarts studying for NEWTs but he's still got to learn the two most important lessons of his life:
1. How to suck cock.
2. Always read the fine print. -
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Harry and Draco are sent on an undercover assignment to catch a Dark wizard — which might not be so bad if it weren't at a Muggle nudist resort.
Now Draco has to deal with a very interested Harry, temptation he's long-since learned to ignore, and threats around every corner — including the one to his heart.