AquaKirby



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  1. Summary

    Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Originally started by Rexila but caret and AquaKirby are machines who cannot and will not be stopped (<3)

    This series includes the main volumes AND side stories AND extra bits related to the AU. Also, be sure to check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people and select side-entries here!

    If you want just the Main Volumes, no extras or side stories, then you'll want this Main Volume-only series.

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    After the conclusion of the Parable, Stanley and the Narrator were spat out into new bodies and new lives - with a twist. Their world features soulmate bonds, allowing each person to know where the other/s is at all times and creating a tension that mounts whenever they get close and don't meet.

    Neither of them handles this well, but there are a few ways it could have gone.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    As a freshman, Irratino arrived at Deduction College with a much stronger interest in the esoteric rather than the applied logic the school was famous for. But as the the years - and lives of quite a few others on campus - passed, Irratino's interests found a new phenomena, the man at the center of all the murders on campus: Logico.

    ~~✧~~

    Alternatively, some developments in Logico's and Irratino's relationship throughout School of Mystery.

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    25 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    “It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”

    Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”

    “No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.

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    Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.

    Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.

    sequel to Volume 1

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    31 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    John Juniper has slowly become disillusioned with fame. When he gets to play an evil version of himself in his favorite TV show, I Expect You to Die, he finally finds himself truly loving to act again. Too bad his contract is only for one season…

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    10 May 2024

  4. Rec 26

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    The Agent can definitely survive atmospheric re-entry. They’re pretty durable, they like to think, and they’re a hell of a problem-solver.

    They just might need a second chance to get it right. Or several dozen.

    (And no one ever talks about how much dying hurts when you do it over and over and over again.)

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    29 Mar 2024

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    good shit. angst. lots of it

  5. Rec 27

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    Fully expecting them both to die in a botched attempt to infiltrate the Fabricator's workshop, Agent Phoenix reveals the strange circumstances of his apparent immortality to his Handler, Reginald Crane. Deeply concerned for his friend's sanity, Crane seeks the advice of Enhanced Operatives Division chief roboticist and Kinesium brain-implant designer Dr. Prism, and is told in no uncertain terms to have Phoenix committed for psychiatric help... but the EOD is keeping a dangerous secret: Phoenix isn't the only agent who has experienced cyclical deaths, and Prism's not the only one who knows about it.

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    04 Feb 2024

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