Artemis_Phantomhive



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  1. Public Bookmark 3

    Under contract by

    Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe

    03 Jul 2026

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

    Feed the Shark by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    You're an employee at VoxTek working under Valentino. You spend your days labouring behind the scenes at Valentino's porn shoots and making goo-goo eyes at the big boss Vox himself whenever you come across him. You thought you'd always remain just a nameless employee to them, a cog in the V machine, until one day, you're finally noticed.

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    15 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 51

    Vassalage by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    13 Feb 2026

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    Vassalage /văs′ə-lĭj/
    noun
    A position of subordination or subjection; servitude.


    You have the devil's luck to capture the eye of all three of them, and you'll need pennies from heaven to get you out.

    A collection of writings with these three being terrible and problematic and horny to Reader.


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    29 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

    a small taste by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    30 Dec 2025

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    You really ought to look where you're going. Or, the one where Valentino gets a taste for Vox's dutiful little assistant.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    BatMuppet by

    Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    09 Mar 2026

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    17 Dec 2025