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    Commuting back and forth between Boston and Montreal is boring, flight delays are even worse. Even MORE boring are the amount of dick pics on a certain app as Ilya's looking for some entertainment. But then there is Shane, Shane is only 788 meters away. Shane is a bottom (allegedly) and Shane has the most aggressively straight profile Ilya has ever seen on a gay hookup app. He just needed to make sure he wasn't a straight who lost his way, that was the only reason he messaged him and agreed to meet him in an airport lounge.

    It was the only reason they kept meeting up after that, just to make really really really sure he wasn't straight.

    Shane is a Captain in this universe too.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, celebrated hockey star, gets perilously lost in the wilderness.

    Shane Hollander, wilderness expert and #1 Rozanov hater, finds him.

    They're stuck in the woods. Completely alone. Together.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    shane: Your tattoos suck and you do too.
    ilya: mmmm yes kitten keep going im close

    or: Shane and Ilya are rival owners of tattoo shops. They seem to hate each other's guts, but when a small inconvenience forces them to work together, they start realizing that maybe the rivalry was never real.

    a texting/social media fully coded au!

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    05 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    The twins leave for their first ever school camping trip, and Shane handles it exactly as well as expected (badly). Theo has packed enough emergency supplies to survive the wilderness indefinitely, Lena is mostly concerned about lip gloss logistics, and both Shane and Ilya are pretending they’re completely normal about their children being gone for an entire week.

    Then the emergency phone rings less than an hour later.

    Or: Lena forgets something important, Ilya goes full girl dad about it, and Shane realises all over again that the language they fought so hard to learn became something their children speak naturally.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    28 Aug 2026