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“Okay. Look, I wasn’t totally bullshitting. I’m not really much of an actor. But that’s not…” He gritted his teeth, fingers curling into the leather of Tenna’s chair. “Tenna. You’re… at least three times my size.” Tenna tilted his head in confusion.
“I know?” he said.
“Yeah, but- Look, I read the script. And that fight… Do you, uh… really think that’s gonna be believable?” Tenna’s screen flickered.
“Oh!” he said suddenly, clapping his hands as the realization hit him. “I see!” Spamton let out a relieved sigh, his smile falling back into place.
“See what I mean? You’re gonna need someone closer to your weight class. I mean, obviously I could take ya’ in a more magical fight-” He definitely couldn’t but Tenna chose not to comment, “-but the way this one’s scripted, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.”OR: Tenna desperately wants to bring Spamton into one of his narrative episodes, but Spamton's not having it. Upon learning that his concern is with a fight-scene in the climax of the script, Tenna takes it upon himself to assuage his worries by teaching him the basics of stage combat. They both have more fun than they expected.
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12 Jan 2026
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His eyes found one massive spotlight, already broken off its track and swinging free, just as the last cord holding it aloft snapped. The whole world slowed to a crawl as it plummeted—
right
toward
him.---
An accident on set leads to some necessary repairs. Thankfully, Spamton is willing to do Tenna a favor and fix him up.
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12 Jan 2026
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After two months of hiding it seems the sun is finally returning to normal and the visitors, unable to handle the temperature change, are rapidly dying off. With it being safe to return outside the homeowner’s guests set out to return to their lives. For the first time since the “apocalypse” he finds himself alone and oddly enough the man finds that he no longer enjoys the solitude that he once craved. Eager for something familiar, he decides to open his home to guests again. The homeowner quickly learns to be careful what you wish for when a familiar pale visitor returns, this time as his new roommate.
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A Palegun fic where they end up as roommates. Intruder regresses to a more human-like state as it gets colder, and becomes more monstrous as it warms up (Infection goes dormant and flares up based on temperature).
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13 Dec 2025
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Basically, "What if Protagonist gave up his humanity, then immediately realized he's a freak?"
Enjoy, you little freaks.
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28 Nov 2025
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PALEGUN FLUFF because there's not enough of it by CoatGuysStomachVoid
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
20 Nov 2025
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this is just fluff that I wrote half asleep, no beta read, and yearning to be held and touched like the protagonist was 😍 so basically just a lot of projecting because I'm lonely and deeeeepplyy depressed.
enjoy or not idfk
I'm aware its kinda short, but it feels long just trust me.
I did not read over this so there's a hundred percent some errors.Bookmarked by Asida653
28 Nov 2025