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    Steve overhears a conversation between Eddie and Robin, and then spends a few weeks trying to think of anything else.

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    12 Jun 2023

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    only the funniest thing ive ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!
    and hottest too
    increible
    10/10

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    “Kaz has an ex?” Jesper asked, sidetracked by this very new information. He turned to Kaz. “You have an ex?” he asked incredulously. Kaz looked between them all - expression unreadable.

    “No.”

    What was happening? Inej and Wylan both turned to stare at Kaz as if he was lying. Which, well, maybe. Also, Jesper was a little offended.

    “Why do they know you have an ex and I didn’t?” he asked, a little petulantly. Kaz kicked him under the table.

    “I don’t.”

    “Inej?” Jesper asked. She scoffed.

    “We’re talking about you, Jesper. Well, you and Kaz,” she said with a wave of her hand. “I don’t think it’s strange you two still spend time together. Though, to Wylan’s point, I can see why it’s a little strange for him given you don’t do this with anyone else you’ve dated as far as I know-”

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    Inej and Wylan might have maybe, sort of, kind of thought their boyfriends were exes, and debate if it’s weird that they still hang out. Jesper and Kaz are understandably confused.

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    09 Apr 2023

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    Funniest thing ever
    Me estallé

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    “So… do you always perform like that?”

    Feeling strangely flustered, Steve turned to Eddie, who looked so unbelievably satisfied with himself.

    “You mean like a total rock god sent from hell to corrupt the youth? Yep, that’s all me.”

    Steve shook his head, struggling to form words after watching Eddie onstage, playing his guitar like he was damn near making love to the thing.

    “No, like you’re trying to make half the crowd cream their pants.”

    Eddie’s amused grin filled Steve with an odd warmth, “Well that was a special effort just for you, Harrington.”

    Or, Steve goes to see Eddie’s band play and finally finds what he’s been looking for.

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    13 Mar 2023

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    I always come back to this one

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    The first time he hears Dustin and Mike mention the name Eddie Munson he almost walks into a VHS display at work.

    Steve wants to ask them how Eddie’s doing but then his face from that last party flashes into his head and he always clams up. If he was Eddie he’d want nothing to do with him and rightly so.

    Instead Steve teasingly complains about how much time they spend with Eddie and that’s as far as it goes.

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    12 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perrrrrrfect steddie retelling
    Secretly dated before
    Medio como normal people
    SO GOOD

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    In which the mistletoe is hexed, Remus would rather not spend the night in a broom cupboard, and several things are James Potter's fault.

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    05 Feb 2023

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    perfect marauders dynamic. Perfect James doing the work to get them together. lovely little fic
    me encanta