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    “It’s a kitty!” Jabber beamed down at him, edging closer with outreached hands.

    NO!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! I’LL KILL YA. I’LL KILL YA TWICE OVER IF YA COME ANY CLOSER!!!! I’LL KILL YA SO BAD. NOBODY HAS EVER KILLED THE WAY I’LL KILL YA IF YA GET ANY CLOSER TO ME.

    Naturally, none of this translated how Zanka wanted it to. He meowed. Of course he meowed. Was he stupid?

    Or, Zanka gets turned into a cat, and as if that weren't bad enough, he runs into the last person he wants to see while trying to make his way home. Typical of Jabber to poke his claws around where they're not needed and screw with Zanka's plans.

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    “Hey boss, heard we have a new-oh.” Gris’ voice dropped.

    “What’s wrong?” Zanka asked. He came into the room.

    He was greeted with familiar dreadlocks and magenta eyes.

    “Oh, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me!” He exclaimed, “Jabber?!”

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    Jabber joins the cleaners.

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

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  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    Maomao had meticulously crafted a selection of aphrodisiacs for the illustrious Empress Gyokuyou, unaware that Jinshi would seize the opportunity to pilfer some while taking a leisurely stroll to soothe his troubled mind, driven to the brink by her antics. The door to her chamber was slightly ajar, which compelled him to enter, only to discover she had departed for a bath. Initially, he believed these concoctions to be innocuous, yet as evening fell, he found himself at her threshold, yearning for her presence, her caress.

    As Maomao roused from her slumber, she found a pair of strong arms embracing her, a warm liquid oozing from between her legs, and the chaos of garments scattered haphazardly throughout the room. She vowed to make him pay for it. But could she really? She consented, after all. And all actions have consequences, yet even with a mind as intellectual as hers, love and lust blinded it.

    But how could a mere handful of stimulants — intended for another — devoid of Maomao’s approval for intimacy — and Jinshi’s intoxicated state intertwine their destinies so profoundly?

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    Just a Dad willing to fight his co-workers to get his kids what they all need.

    (He wins, of course - they know better than to deny him.)

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