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It sounds odd to say that Todd was happy not an hour after learning that Priest had pulled strings and was trying to get Dirk deported back to Romania, but it was true. He knew that it was technically illegal to exploit the system and marry his best friend for the purpose of keeping him in the country, but Todd was punk. Fuck the system, fuck Priest, and fuck the universe.
And hey, if keeping Dirk in the country meant getting to marry him, then Todd wasn't going to complain.
However, things start to get sticky as many secrets are told, kept, and uncovered, and Todd begins to wonder whether this was a good idea after all.
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- English
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- 19,490
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- 5/5
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- 2
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25 Jan 2021
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Second Star To The Right by Lavellington for minaret
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
15 Sep 2018
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Lieutenant Todd Brotzman has been serving aboard the USS Ridgely for a year when he meets Lieutenant Dirk Gently.
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24 Jan 2021
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Even If The Universe Falls Apart by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 May 2019
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When reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.
A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:
Everything is connected.
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20 Jan 2021
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A Very Dirk Gently Christmas by thats_entirely_too_much_tuna
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Dec 2017
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“I’m going to teach you to love Christmas again, Todd,” Dirk informed him. “I’ve decided.”
“Uh, how are you planning on doing that, exactly?”
“We’re going to celebrate the twelve days of Christmas,” Dirk said. “We’ll do every Christmassy thing we can possibly imagine for twelve days straight, and by the time Christmas actually rolls around, we’ll have replaced all your bad memories with good ones.”
“The first day of Christmas is the twenty-fifth, Dirk. The last day is in January.”
“Well, that’s anticlimactic,” Dirk pouted, thinking for a moment. “Doesn’t matter. We’ll do it backwards.” Upon seeing the hesitant expression on Todd’s face, Dirk groaned and grabbed his hands. “Come on, Todd, it’ll be like… exposure therapy! Only instead of trapping a claustrophobic in a box, I’m going to trap you under a spruce tree.”
Dirk takes it upon himself to make Todd love Christmas again. Piles of fluff abound. Can be read as a standalone, or as a sequel to Breathe in the Future.
Written for the DGHDA Christmas Mini Bang 2017.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 10/10
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18 Jan 2021
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Piranha in the Stream of Creation by sarkywoman
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
21 May 2017
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"We got tuned into each other's radio stations. Let's say that. I got to walk through life ending others and she got the patterns. But it's not all right. Sometimes we're muddled. I'm never sure if I'm doing the right thing. "
Role-Swap AU. Dirk is the holistic assassin, Bart the detective. Written for the mini DGHDA bang.
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- English
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- 13,667
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 49
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16 Jan 2021
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you take me the way i am by cosmicocean for Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
08 Jan 2018
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This is how Todd tries to take care of people. Through protecting them. It’s his way of trying to help, and he is constantly trying to come through every time the opportunity presents itself.
So who’s taking care of Todd?
Where Dirk tries his hand at romantic gestures, and has some trouble with it.
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16 Jan 2021
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The Case of Dirk Gently by kitundercover
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
23 Jan 2018
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AU where Dirk’s treatment in Blackwing was a little worse and his escape a lot different
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15 Jan 2021
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Dirk Gently's Guide to Getting A Boyfriend by wildeisms
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
12 Jul 2018
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Except now Dirk was faced with a Problem so large it warranted a capital P. A Problem that came from a Realisation, which also needed capitalisation based on its level of importance and severity. He had Realised that he was in love with Todd (and if Todd were not already capitalised, the importance of Todd to him would make it so).
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- English
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- 10,193
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- 1/1
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15 Jan 2021
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no path runs smooth by ShowMeAHero
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
31 Dec 2020
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01 Jan 2021
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who the f*** is din djarin? by tooka
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Mar 2021
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Luke Skywalker, a kindergarten teacher, has a problem. The principal of the school is threatening to keep Grogu Djarin, a talented nonverbal student, behind a year if he doesn’t “start talking.” To find a solution where Grogu will be able to move forward with the rest of his peers, Luke has to contact the child’s father, the elusive—and attractive—Din Djarin.
Basically tumblr user ace-dindjarin writes a dinluke fic while not even shipping it that much in canon because the kindergarten teacher Luke dinluke AU is too powerful. Read on for lots of gay panic, Din accidentally becoming way too shady, and other such shenanigans.
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- Part 1 of luke the kindergarten teacher
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- English
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- 7/7
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01 Jan 2021
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The man, the Jedi, the individual who had been so calm and detached just moments ago now tripped back out of the elevator, cloak tangling around his feet, with a panicked look on his young face, “I forgot to tell you where we’re going!”
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- Part 1 of A Spot of Fluff: A Dinluke Collection
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- 1/1
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29 Dec 2020
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It is by complete accident that Din even sees the poster. He's sat outside a restaurant on his bike, hanging low on the handlebars, scrolling through his phone when a piece of slightly-sodden paper adheres itself to his helmet.
'Martial Arts for Toddlers', the page advertises. 'A great way for any child to learn self-defence, meditation, physical and social development, or to let off some energy!'
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29 Dec 2020
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Being a new student is hard.
Being a new student whilst your socially awkward father avoids the school at all costs and your new teacher pines uselessly over a man he’s never met before is even worse.
But by god, Grogu is gonna get through this.
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- 4/4
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29 Dec 2020
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The Jedi picks up the kid, smiling softly at him before facing Din again.
He can sense a final goodbye coming, perhaps the Jedi wishing him luck or something, but just as the hooded man is about to speak, something seems to catch his eye.
"That's a lightsaber," the Jedi says.
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28 Dec 2020
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you're going to have to relocate the covert by aiden_ng for bugangel
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
23 Dec 2020
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‘This is the Way,’ Din says aloud to the empty cavern. He feels—or he seems to hear—his kin and his vanished forebears echoing the words back to him, ghosts in the walls around him, all the dead and the scattered and the not-forgotten. He walks with them, these watchful invisible companions, on the way of the Mandalore.
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28 Dec 2020
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Idolize by bulletincookie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
19 Apr 2021
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Ciri's favorite musician just happens to have a concert happening in the city near her birthday, and she convinces Geralt to get tickets. Geralt was expecting the audience full of screaming teenage girls. What he wasn't expecting was to get a crush on the singer.
It's fine though, it's not like he'll just run into someone famous on the street right?
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- 9/?
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19 Dec 2020
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The Witcher Wolf by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Feb 2020
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It’s been two weeks since Geralt shouted Jaskier away from him on that mountain and Jaskier has been handling it like a champ by forlornly wandering alone in the wilderness with his lute. When he (literally) stumbles across an injured white wolf he decides to take a chance and see if he can help it, appreciating the irony of the situation but not quite realizing why it is that the wolf’s golden eyes look exactly like his Witcher’s...
Inspired by @kayivy's lovely art on tumblr
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- Part 1 of The Witcher Wolf
- Language:
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- 11,448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 19
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- 445
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18 Dec 2020
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The Witcher Wolf by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Feb 2020
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It’s been two weeks since Geralt shouted Jaskier away from him on that mountain and Jaskier has been handling it like a champ by forlornly wandering alone in the wilderness with his lute. When he (literally) stumbles across an injured white wolf he decides to take a chance and see if he can help it, appreciating the irony of the situation but not quite realizing why it is that the wolf’s golden eyes look exactly like his Witcher’s...
Inspired by @kayivy's lovely art on tumblr
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- Part 1 of The Witcher Wolf
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Comments:
- 445
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18 Dec 2020
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The Witcher Wolf by im_fairly_witty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Feb 2020
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It’s been two weeks since Geralt shouted Jaskier away from him on that mountain and Jaskier has been handling it like a champ by forlornly wandering alone in the wilderness with his lute. When he (literally) stumbles across an injured white wolf he decides to take a chance and see if he can help it, appreciating the irony of the situation but not quite realizing why it is that the wolf’s golden eyes look exactly like his Witcher’s...
Inspired by @kayivy's lovely art on tumblr
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- Part 1 of The Witcher Wolf
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,448
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 445
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- 17,755
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18 Dec 2020
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Dead Man's Party by thealphaaxolotl
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
21 Apr 2021
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Alex wanted to destroy the people who had shattered his life. Artemis wanted to know why those people tried to kidnap him. Neither of them wanted to fall in love.
As the song says, you can't always get what you want.
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- Part 1 of Dead Man's Party
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,022
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 2
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- 192
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- 916
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- 179
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21 Nov 2020