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    Jeff and Annie are terrible at casual sex. Well, Annie is.

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    24 Apr 2024

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    Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.

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    16 Jan 2023

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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    10 Jul 2022

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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    28 Oct 2018

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    The light and the dark and the mingling of both: “What do you think of the name Severus?” [There was more to Ginny’s sixth year at Hogwarts than anybody knew. A blood traitor witch of the Sacred Twenty-Eight, suspected love of Harry Potter; the Carrow siblings, hell bent on punishment and the Dark Lord’s approval; and a begrudging headmaster, who lives in the tangled limbo between light and dark—but finds a rare flash of clarity hidden within a familiar sight.]

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    04 Sep 2016

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