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orbital mechanics, and other aspects of stardom by Avokado
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
11 Mar 2026
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There is no denying that Turntapp is a little starstruck by Saparata.
What’s stranger is the nagging sense that Saparata might be a little starstruck by Turntapp, too.
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actor AU in which turntapp learns 30 is the new 50 and saparata can act but not act normal
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escape route (it’s the only plan i got) by Avokado
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
04 Jan 2026
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Saparata always has an escape route.
So when Turntapp tells him to run, he runs.
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we're alright, now {for all eternity}. by goldfishhearteyes
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
15 Jan 2026
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After the attempt on Turntapp's life, Zynn brings forward an idea that secures the safety of both him and Saparata. The chance to leave, and start anew.
They take it.
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16 Jan 2026
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After finding Spyder in heaven, Schpood makes a half-hearted attempt to patch things up between them. Spyder responds mostly by killing Schpood, over and over again, in increasingly creative ways. Pain doesn't exist in the afterlife. Schpood learns this firsthand, the exact moment Spyder buries the sharp end of an axe in his skull.
(Alternate Title: Five Times Spyder Killed Schpood & The One Time He Didn't)
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11 Feb 2026
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I Would Bring You the Stars and the Moon by GutterWitch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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“Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…
“Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”
There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.
“Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”
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Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.
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If Flux said to jump, Thomas said how high? And if Flux said to follow him, Thomas said to the ends of the earth. Which is why, when Flux asks Thomas to stay with him in the colosseum, there's no world in which Thomas can say no.
or, Thomas and Flux, moments before the colosseum, figuring out what they mean to each other.
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07 Feb 2026
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genuinely makes me ill to read but like in a fantastic way
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Saparata isn’t a fighter. He’s aware that until now, he’s had the privilege to make that choice, having lived his whole life on Pandora. But the world around him has changed; and perhaps it’s time he changed with it.
When Zynn offers the opportunity to train in combat, he quickly learns what it would take to adapt to this new world, and who he could become — for better or worse.