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    Once upon a time, Ilya had put a pretty girl in the passenger seat of his Porsche and fingered her while he pushed 120 down the interstate. He’d kissed drunk boys in seedy European clubs. He’d been impossibly hot, impossibly cool.

    Moreover, he was impossibly ill-prepared for the dizzying experience of being Shane Hollander’s boyfriend. Because Shane was turning out to be a really good boyfriend, the kind that quietly handled expensive restaurant checks, the kind that made soup when he was sick and held open his coat for him.

    Ilya basically had no choice but to get hard about it.

    Or: a 5+1 of Ilya versus Shane’s boyfriendisms, told over the years.

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    13 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander has been a very good roommate to Ilya Rozanov for nine months. Never makes too much noise. Does the laundry without being asked.

    Ilya comes home early one Saturday and finds out exactly how good of a roommate Shane can be.

    Or — a filthy little hollanov roommate!au one shot where Ilya doesn’t realize what a pervert his roommate Shane is until he comes home from work early one day and finds him in a very compromised position in Ilya’s bed. Is that Ilya’s fleshlight on Shane’s…?

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    10 Oct 2026

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    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: [image attached - button up silk shirt laid out on a bed]
    Ilya: ???!!!!

    Jane: Why did you send me a picture of your shirt?

    Ilya: [image attached - Ilya’s torso with the shirt on, which is very obviously too small. The buttons will not close and the sleeves are squeezing Ilya’s arms]
    Ilya: why is it fucking ant sized?!?!

    Jane: Oh my god
    Jane: I’m sorry that is hilarious. What happened to your shirt?

    Ilya: you tell me!!!!

    Jane: I mean, it was in your laundry pile, so I probably washed it with the rest of the clothes.

    Ilya: …
    Ilya: shane
    Ilya: please tell me you did not put all my laundry through the machine at home

    OR: Shane and Ilya finally live together after over a decade apart. Turns out living with the love of your life is a lot harder than the movies make it seem.

    (OR: 5 times Shane and Ilya bicker over household things that you never know can piss you off until you are living with someone who does them.)

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    02 Oct 2026

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    That's how he came across the video.

    It was something he would usually scroll past, since the video had no captions, and he liked to read along as he watched. But, the calm demeanor in which the man displayed is what made him stay.

    “How to get out of that situationship slash talking stage!

    or,

    How Shane Hollander used the power of Instagram dating help vidoes to bag himself a smoking hot boyfriend.

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    25 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander had almost made it to morning skate on time.

    Then something ran out in front of his car.

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    Or, the one where Shane finds an injured kitten and takes it to the closest vet, Dr. Ilya Rozanov.

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    24 Sep 2026