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The Anatomy of Lorelai Sparrow (heart not included) by B3rmuda
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
17 Jun 2025
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In this story, you will be subjected to the anatomy of Lorelai Sparrow.
She does not exist to fraternize, nor to engage in the unrelenting nuance of social interaction.
Her anatomy does not include a heart.Lorelai Sparrow exists to serve a purpose: to further the research of dragonkind.
Unfortunately, that comes with the irritating side effect of people.
People who are loud.
People who are nosy.
People whose anatomy does, regrettably, include a heart.This is not a romance.
It’s a clinical error.
A rare and unfortunate mutation, filed under: improbable outcomes.This is a dissection.
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His touch stings, and burns. It leaves the feeling of his fingertips on his skin for days, burning the moment into his brain which replayed it like an old reel of film. His words are saccharine venom. They crawl under his skin and itch, biting at his nerves .
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in other words, two stupid boys are stupidly in love, and stupidly won't tell eachother
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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Bookmarked by B3rmuda
10 Oct 2022
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What would have happened if Zak Brown had really flown Oscar's mother to Japan?
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26 Sep 2023
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Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.
How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?
Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.
An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.
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30 Nov 2022
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Regulus Black never wanted to fill his brother's shoes.
All he wanted was to have a home.James Potter has never felt complete.
All he wanted was to mend the hollow feeling in his chest.This is such a long story now.
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First thing's first: I ORIGINALLY WANTED THIS TO BE A ONE SHOT.
Looking back I immediately knew the second I started writing that it would in fact- not be a one shot. Big surprise? No, not at all.Second: I wrote this for my best friend and I. We got sucked INTO Jegulus and Wolfstar. It's a rabbit hole we are never getting out of.
JK Rowling owns all the HP characters mentioned :(
But the characterization is all me :)I know this ship isn't for everyone-
That being said, this fic does deal with:
Drugs
Alcohol
Abuse
Torture
Depression
Minimal internalized Homophobia
Minimal External HomophobiaThere will be TW at the top of each chapter for ones containing hard subjects <3
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- Part 1 of Star Tripping Series
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27 Nov 2022
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When James wakes up, his head is pounding. He can’t remember drinking anything, but supposes he must have because it feels like he’s been hit square between the eyes with a bludger. He’s never been one to get hungover, but he knows this is what it’s supposed to feel like. Although, come to think of it, he doesn’t remember celebrating their victory on the pitch, isn’t completely sure they had one at all. The last thing he remembers is turning to look to the stands, revelling in the roars of his fellow Gryffindors, certain that they were going to beat Hufflepuff. Then, he turned and… was hit square between the eyes with a bludger.
Now he’s stuck in the hospital wing, and the bed next to his is occupied by none other than Regulus Black.
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Bookmarked by B3rmuda
15 Nov 2022