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    Almost two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin asks Bilbo to return to the mountain with the excuse of needing a "Hobbit-Dwarf Relations Advisor." What that entails, the king has no clue, but he is willing to make up a fake title and job just to get the chance to make amends with the hobbit and, in time, make his deep affections known. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo is already madly in love with him. Through a series of ridiculous cultural miscommunications, Bilbo finds himself engaged to the King Under the Mountain, while at the same time, Thorin is heartbroken that the hobbit, his heart's desire, has found love in another.

    ~ A subverted version of the "Bilbo is married/engaged to Thorin in the ways of dwarves and doesn't know it" trope. Inspired by the omitted information from The Hobbit that reads, "curious habit in [hobbit] weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer)." ~

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Bilbo has lost his memory after getting knocked out in Ravenhill, and is found by Thranduil. He’s taken to Mirkwood, unconscious still, to be treated. Upon waking, he discovers he has no memories of the previous year.

    Unaware of this development, Thorin and his heirs lie recovering from their wounds and confined to bed rest. Free of the gold madness, the King orders them to search for Bilbo, as the brave burglar is still counted among the many who have disappeared during the fight. Despite this, they find no trace of Bilbo before a terrible snowstorm forces them to abandon their task and accept what they believe to be the hobbit's fate.

    The King Under the Mountain mourns and, in the meantime, Bilbo sleeps.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Bilbo returns to the mountain after two years away, settling affairs in The Shire. When Bilbo arrives in Erebor, much has changed, and there are more than a few new faces. A bad interaction with a guard lands him in hot water, and even after demanding to speak with the king, he finds himself on the other side of Erebors' law and a power-hungry guard.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Fili and Kili are tasked with training Bilbo while the company has downtime at Beorn's. Our two favorite troublemakers turn their training lessons into a wager. Meanwhile, Thorin is sorting out some complicated feelings toward his burglar.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    It had been during the early, uncertain days of their quest, long before the dwarves had welcomed Bilbo as one of their own, when the dwarves first learned about the hobbit’s best kept secret: their tails.

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    07 Feb 2026