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“I have been calling you for a solid minute,” they tried to explain. “I didn’t want to honk, come on, I-”
He was too cute. They barely held themselves from touching his cheek to see if it was as warm as they expected. Narinder would probably bite their fingers off, but damn if that wouldn’t be worth it.
“It’s… It’s getting late,” they noticed.
“Oh, so catcalling is allowed after dark?”
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Two years after leaving prison, Narinder gets in touch with Ratau about testifying against his siblings. The deal is simple: reopening his case in exchange for keeping a roof above an officer's head during the investigation.
What he doesn't know is that Lambert is not only poorly suited for the task, but also has their own reasons to join the case.TWO WEEKS HIATUS LET THE AUTHOR PLAY WOOLHAVEN
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Narinder looked at them, furious.
“I raised you better than this,” he hissed.
“The only way you raised me was from the dead.” Lambert grabbed Narinder's hand and used it to guide him. “Breathe in, breathe out. And gently.”
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Narinder drinks a love potion. Three days later, he's cured, but the aftertaste of the recent events is haunting him enough to reconsider his relationship with the Lamb. An old curse and Fate that have followed him for millennia aren't making it any easier. -
Your wish is my command (so teach me how to dance) by Noreharies (Baaahaus)
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
07 Mar 2025
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“Nari, if you won’t let me in, I’ll sing you the song of my people,” they whispered.
“Your people are here.” Narinder barely glanced at the gap. “And their song is about eating shit and getting more food.”
“Rude,” Lambert frowned. “It’s also about too much work and not enough alcohol, but I meant the primordial song of my people. Watch me.”
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10 years after defeating the Bishops, Lambert is finding themselves at a loss, considering their dating abilities. Fortunately for everyone, Narinder is not only willing to fill the gaps in the Lamb's education but also offers them a space to avoid responsibilities related to the upcoming wedding.Series
- Part 1 of Chassé
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Narinder wouldn't usually tolerate someone dancing on his kitchen table, but he's considering making an exception. The culprit is leaving unsightly hoof marks across what is meant to be a place for eating and yet removing him from the impromptu stage seems like a waste of a show.
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In a crime-infested city split among four powerful mafias, Lambert is just running their daycare and trying to get by with no issues
Two new students throw a wrench in that plan once Lambert has to meet their criminal mastermind father and strike a deal to save their own skin.
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The lamb receives a fatal injury, and without a God of Death waiting in the afterlife, they may not come back this time.
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like a sheep from the hand of the hunter by paris_23
Fandoms: Cult of the Lamb (Video Game)
06 Mar 2025
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Narinder grins. “Do not let me catch you.”
Despite the jolt of nerves those words cause, the Lamb returns his smile. “I don’t plan to,” they say with falsified confidence. The cat laughs, something darker than usual, and not for the first time, the Lamb wonders if they’re making a mistake.
“Then run.”
Narinder challenges the Lamb to a game of chase. The catch? No Crown allowed. Pure animal instincts, just as nature intended.
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- Part 2 of A Shepherd and His Sheep
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11 Apr 2025
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Lambert comes home from a crusade. They're expecting to see Narinder, but the one they know has been replaced with someone else who wears his skin and bears his name.
(Lambswap trend with aveloka-draws!)
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20 Mar 2025