BabyBlueBastard
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Bought By Who??!?!! (Misery Business) by BabyBlueBastard
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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uhhh, this is a "Bought by One Direction" inspired fanfiction with the Ghostbat agenda shoe-horned into it. I'm in the business of misery, as the emo folk say. (Trust me, the reference will make sense,,, eventually)
[Genuinely channeled my #14teen! yro fic-writer self to give you this dumpster fire of a crack fic despite being a man in my 20s,,, This is what I do with my time and effort Instead of looking for a job...]
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Bruce is dramatic and hungry and he makes it Khoa's problem.
(I want fruit... So... I'm making them eat fruit, this is me vicariously living through a pair of emotionally constipated dumbasses)
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Where's my dick at??? by BabyBlueBastard, Theglid1ingbat
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
31 Jan 2026
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Bruce and Khoa get high and forget they are both trans men.
(This was just an excuse to write dick jokes and have them be stupid as fuck teenagers for once)
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Revelations over a succulent Chinese meal (... among other things) by BabyBlueBastard
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman - Fandom
29 Oct 2025
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Bruce realises they're both going to die eventually, Minhkhoa makes him bust a nut to help cope.
(I basically chose to write about old men fucking to deal with the entire subject of mortality lmao)