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Exhausted Hermione just wanted a damn bath to escape the war.
Instead, she finds Draco Malfoy. Naked. Unbothered. Stroking himself like she's invisible, or worse, like she's the reason.
“Humor me, Granger.”
(A/N: Thank you, feral people, for 20k hits. You are insane. Part 3 now added 01/02/2026)
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28 Jan 2026
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“Honestly, Malfoy, must you always be so utterly theatrical?”
“Darling, if I’m not theatrical, how else will people know I’m still the most fascinating person in the room? Now, hold this quill properly.”
The Ministry’s disastrous new "Marriage Mandate" has left Hermione Granger cornered and thoroughly disgruntled. While her friends find their happy endings, she is faced with a choice between a loveless political match and the increasingly desperate, utterly brilliant proposal from Draco Malfoy. He offers his powerful name, funds for her charities, a way to take down Ministry prejudice, and his friendship provided she becomes his wife. They strike a deal, but sharing a life (and a very sassy household) proves complicated. Or is it?
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25 Jan 2026
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After running away (literally) from a disastrous date, Hermione finds herself in a dark alley in London being attacked by former Snatchers when a mysterious wizard on a motorcycle shows up and saves her.
She wasn’t expecting to catch traces of her Amortentia on the back of this mysterious rider’s motorcycle, but she brushed it off as adrenaline from the night’s series of events.
But when she catches that same scent on Draco Malfoy at Blaise’s end of summer pool party, she pauses and reflects. Could he have been her savior from that eventful night or is she overthinking it?
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21 Dec 2025
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The Girl and the Spy by Catmint and Thyme (Languish_Locked_in_L)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2025
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Lonely and isolated, Hermione finds a little white ermine in the Order safe house one winter night. To her delight, he keeps coming back.
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13 Dec 2025
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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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26 Oct 2025