Beefthatisnotbeef



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    You are a robotics engineer working for an advanced design and engineering think tank. After the events at the Freddy Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex, a savvy investor came along to purchase the financially crumbling enterprise. Snatching up the corporation, its assets and the few animatronics saved from the fire. Now she wants you to come help her solve some of the …kinks, that she has found in her newly acquired equipment. Primarily, an issue with the daycare attendant's "Moon phase AI system”, which is bugged severely enough that she is convinced she needs your help to fix. It’s a project like nothing you have worked on previously, almost too close to human for comfort.

     

    It's a suspenseful romance about a robot and an engineer based on a horror themed video game - so general TW for Mature Content: Including language, mentions of trauma, violence, and sexually suggestive or explicit acts.

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    Finding a job was hard for (y/n). They never went to college, but they needed to find a job that would allow them to bring their little brother along with them. Eventually, they land a job at the famous Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. The job was perfect; they got to drop their brother off at the daycare for free and got to work with some of the nicest people and animatronics they had ever met. But, it doesn't take long for things to go south. Between poor management choices and the appearances of shady characters, (y/n) finds that they're at risk of losing their job and their friends. Now, they have to find out how to save everyone they care about, and the animatronic who captured their heart.

    DO NOT REPOST IN ANY FORMAT

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    02 Feb 2024

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    ‘To Whom it May Concern: It has come to my attention that one of your entertainment facilities in ########, ## suffered a fire early this morning. One of your animatronics, ‘Sundrop,’ survived the incident and traveled to the hospital several miles from there. I found him alone near my car after my shift. He has some minor damage to his body and while I lack a baseline for his operative functioning, he is talkative and generally pleasant. Please email or call me to arrange an appropriate pick-up time. Best, ###### #######, RN”

    “Anything you want to add, or is this okay?” I asked Sundrop.
    “Hmm….OH! Let them know that I miss my little friends SO VERY VERY MUCH and want to come back to them soon. They need me!” Sundrop scooted closer to hover over my shoulder.
    I thought for a moment and added this line to the end:

    ‘PS: Sundrop tells me that he is very concerned for the welfare of the children he attends and desires to return to his duties as soon as possible.’

    “MUCH better,” Sundrop nodded. He threw his arms around me and squeezed tight, “You write really really REALLY GOOD letters! They sound so sophisticated and official!”
    “Heh, thanks,” I wheezed, “Now please get off me. I can’t breathe!”

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    Vicar Aziraphale Bookman has a comfortable life. He lives in and serves the small village community of Tadfield. He enjoys contributing to local businesses, taking walks, and of course reading. His 'guilty pleasure', which gives him no guilt and all pleasure, is a series of novels by one AJ Ashtoreth. But what happens when he reaches out with an innocent bit of fanmail?

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    “Are there other demons? On Earth?”

    Crowley snorted. “Not last time I checked. They send someone to check up on me once in a while, but I’m the only permanent resident. Earth correspondent, me.”

    “How long have you been here?”

    Crowley seemed almost hesitant; his own expression suddenly wondering. Once he spoke, his voice was quiet. “Little less than six-thousand years. Since the beginning, really.”

    “Oh.” Aziraphale blinked. His eyes were prickling slightly, but he wasn’t sure why. “Well. I’d best be getting back.”

    “Aziraphale?”

    “Yes?”

    Crowley opened his mouth, then closed it again. He started pacing from side to side, like he didn’t know where to look.

    “I’d better leave,” Aziraphale interrupted softly.

    He turned away from the demon and resumed his walk.

    “You’re not supposed to be here, are you?”


    After what happened in Eden, it is decided that only archangels may visit Earth. Aziraphale spends millenias in Heaven, watching it from above.

    Until, one day, he decides to sneak down.

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    16 Sep 2022