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    “Fair play,” Rhaenyra replies, “But you can’t just spend all summer wasting away here, your only friend to speak of being the 30 year old lesbian who cleans your pool.”

    “That seems like something you made up just now,” Aegon responds lightly, “Rather than an actual rule.”

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    After her mugshot makes it into the tabloids, Rhaenyra strikes a deal to keep her inheritance that involves a summer spent working at her cousin's landscaping company. This brings her to the house of delinquent teenager Aegon Hightower and his lonely, high-strung mother.

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    21 Nov 2024

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    Harrowhark, who Gideon had always assumed had despised her for her loud, unapologetically weird gender stuff, and who was now a fucking girl, the hypocritical little shit.

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    Gideon's finally got her life on track. She's transitioned, she has people she can rely on, and she's gotten into University. And then an awful, terrible, no good hate-goblin from her past reappears and throws her through a loop by also having transitioned.

    Harrow has her work, her life's purpose, and no time for distractions. She also has her secrets, and no intention to share them with anyone. And then the execrable Gideon Nav blunders back into her life and threatens calamity.

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    01 Apr 2024

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    Harrow kept her eyes on the horizon. "Do I disappoint you, honored wife?"

    Gideon was starting to think that 'honored wife' was a placeholder for 'fucking asshole' or something similar. "Not at all. I think more girls should aspire to be gremlins when they grow up."

    [God has been absent for centuries and BoE conquers the Houses. To solidify their claim, they have the daughter of Commander Wake marry one of the House officials.]

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    25 Mar 2024

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    Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?

    Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.

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    12 Mar 2024

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    After a particularly perilous fight that leaves Shadowheart far too close to death for comfort, she comes to a decision.

    An idiotic, unthinkably painful decision, but a path forward, nonetheless.

    She needs to become better at physical combat, fast.

    And, fortunately or unfortunately, she has recently made a tentative 'truce' with an obnoxious yet admittedly adept Gith Warrior who for some ungodly reason seems to always erect her tent right across from her own.

    Well. Let's see if Githyanki can be trusted on their word. Or, even better...coerced into a mutually beneficial arrangement. She's certain there's something she could offer the Gith. Twist to her advantage. If this could also make Lae'zel more bearable, all the better for her.

    Lady of Sorrows guide her. How badly could this go?

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    13 Jan 2024