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This is Why You don't Fuck your Enemies by Vitlium
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Jan 2025
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Turns out locking your parental figures in a room so they'd get along was actually a bad idea.
To be fair it's not Lucifer's fault that smiling freak was attractive it was definitely the alcohol, what was his fault was getting knocked up.
Now trying to hide the pregnancy from the probably worst choice of a father and the child's true parentage things are stressful enough.
And then heaven decides to come knocking, can't Lucifer have one normal year in hell that's all he asks for.
And of course add his ex wife to the mix why not.
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22 Mar 2025
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A quick swipe across the screen connects the call. “Hey Char char what –“ Lucifer starts but must pull the phone away from his ear as a loud feed back of static echoes out of the speaker.
Muffled screaming mixes into the static as the static fluctuates. “Lucifer!” A voice very much not Charlie’s cuts through the static. “Get you ass here now before someone dies!” The call goes dead as soon as those words grace the air.
Lucifer stares in shock at the call ended screen trying to get his mind to catch up to what just happened. That sounded just like Alastor who hated technology more than anything else in hell. That was Alastor using Charlie’s phone to call because Lucifer never picks up a call from anyone else.
Alastor was using Charlie’s phone and there was screaming behind all that static that bled through the call.
( Or suddenly there are 7 toddlers and two adult to deal with the chaos )
Series
- Part 1 of Toddlers Equal Chaos
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10 Mar 2025