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Harry upon seeing Snape’s penseive memories knows what he has to do.
Whumptober 2025 Day 1: “please don’t cry”, lamb to the slaughter, ceremony, beg for forgiveness
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025!!
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07 Nov 2025
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Therapy but it's just Zooble interrogating Caine by Sparkhearts2
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
20 Jun 2025
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Remember that funny bit at the end of episode 3? Where Caine and Zooble switched who was on the therapy couch? What if Caine went into a little more detail than just his thoughts on the wild west.
And by detail I mean Zooble gets answers and its- well, like pulling teeth.
Edit: No longer Zooble interrogating Caine, as I am writing more for this. Now everyone gets to interrogate him. Yay!
Includes: hardware facts! Software jokes! Inaccurate portrayal of AI! Everyone treating the circus like it’s real life while Caine is like HeHe HoHo, I’m a funny silly video game! Don’t worry about the darkness that grows within me, let me tell you about RAM.
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- Part 1 of Putting the Digital in TADC
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06 Nov 2025
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Critical Error: Resetting to Default by The_Spam_Specialist
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
24 May 2025
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Unable to stand the ungrateful attitudes and constant blame from the circus troupe any longer, Caine is finally pushed to his breaking point. He would show everyone how awful this world could be. He would show them what real cruelty and suffering is.
…What? Critical error? Safety protocols breached? Emergency reset? Default settings? Head AI reassignment?
Everything goes dark.
Caine boots up. Everyone is looking at him. But…who are these people? Pomni? Jax? Zooble? He didn’t know anyone by those names. He…he didn’t know anything. His memory banks were blank. What? He’s the ringmaster of the Digital Circus?
…What’s a ringmaster? And what’s the Digital Circus?
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02 Nov 2025
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Harry had two main regrets in his life:
1. Asking the question “What if I set up a mock awards show to get cult leaders to show up for my thesis study?”
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2. Responding with “That is hilarious” when Ron had suggested they call the awards show 'The Cultys'.
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- Part 1 of The Annual Culty Awards
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02 Nov 2025
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Lord Voldemort has just had an excellent idea for how to ruin Dumbledore's reputation. If he handles this right, the old goat will never recover!
"Harry, mate, I'm so sorry," Seamus Finnegan clapped him on the shoulder. "This must be so hard for you."
Harry blinked. "..What?" It was just Potions, it wasn't that bad. Slughorn was loads better than Snape had been, after all.
"Your dad, mate!" Seamus insisted, holding up an evening edition of the Prophet. "Everyone knows now, you don't have to hide it anymore-"
"My dad's dead," said Harry flatly. "Voldemort killed him. Everyone knows that-"
Then he read the headline.
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02 Nov 2025