BigLazyDillPickle
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House is bisexual. He's known this since he was eleven.
But knowing you're bisexual and being bisexual are two different things, especially when you've grown up with an abusive, homophobic father.
It's okay though. House has a plan. He's just going to wait for John House to die and then he'll be free to be as bisexual as he wants.
It should be easy.
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House learns that not everything goes according to plan.
Bookmarked by BigLazyDillPickle
21 Aug 2026
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It isn’t a kink fic really lol I love it it’s very wholesome
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Nobody's Business But Ours by pleasuretoburn
Fandoms: House M.D., Brokeback Mountain (2005)
13 Jun 2024
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Hilson, Brokeback Mountain AU, don't know what else to say
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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Bookmarked by BigLazyDillPickle
24 Jul 2026
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THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING FIC EVER HOLY SHIT.
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Wilson has nightmares. House gets a headache. Everyone tries to diagnose just what's going on between them.
This story is set in Season 2, before House got shot, before the first ducklings left us, before Amber, before House/Cuddy . . . those halcyon days where House and Wilson were just . . . House and Wilson. Wilson is sleeping on House's sofa, after moving out from cancer patient, Grace.
"Wilson just shook his head and limped back into the kitchen. He unloaded a sack of fresh produce. Good produce. Endives and garlic and tomatoes and asparagus. He moved on to the next sack. Beef. Good beef. Brisket and rump roast and ribeyes . . . he was halfway through the third sack of spices and imported cheeses, whistling and daydreaming about braised salmon with fresh asparagus when it hit him. He was being seduced. Through groceries. By groceries. By House through groceries. And he was falling for it. Hard. Lox, stock pot, and basil."
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Bookmarked by BigLazyDillPickle
18 Jun 2026
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"There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends, and there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function." (2.04)
or, Wilson gets involved in a situation he never expected to find himself in but, as the good, blundering creature that he is, he will people-please his way into his new life as a father. The only problem is, as always, House.
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- Part 1 of Hilson Accidental Fatherhood Shenanigans
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Bookmarked by BigLazyDillPickle
16 Jun 2026