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Wanted: Fake Boyfriend for Family Dinner. Piss off my parents and get a free, home cooked meal! by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Oct 2025
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Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.
A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.
It was supposed to be a joke.
It’s getting harder to remember that.
(He didn't think either of them wanted to.)"I think I'm in love. Marry me."
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"Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"
Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.
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09 Nov 2025
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and, i would argue, the smartest person in this room by felixknorth
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
05 Aug 2025
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A Season 2 AU in which Will Graham did not, at any point, accuse Hannibal of being the Chesapeake Ripper.
Will Graham is the smartest person most people will ever have the misfortune to meet. Hannibal Lecter has been no exception; he's brilliant, but his failing is that he assumes he's the mastermind in every situation. He still thinks Will didn't pick up on every weird joke, every coincidence, every threat disguised as a charming quip, every flashing neon sign that screams "Hannibal Lecter is the Chesapeake Ripper!"
Now, Will has to decide what he wants from Hannibal. For the first time in his life, it seems like there's a possibility that somebody might be close enough to his level for a real connection. Hannibal is an apex predator in a garish suit, blind to Will's superior camouflage, and the Ripper's obsession with Agent Graham is so obvious it's drawing attention from... undesirable sources. If Will can manipulate everything to his desired outcome, Hannibal could become the equal Will has always wanted.
If he wants to protect their fragile peace, it'll take a lot more than just Hannibal Lecter.
That's fine. After all, Will has never been able to stop himself at just one stray.
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09 Nov 2025
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The monster and the empath are on the run together.
Does he refuse the fruit? Or does Will take the pomegranate from Hannibal's hand, sinking his teeth into the offering and swallowing the seeds? For the underworld is raging and unforgiving, but something about that darkness is so tempting...
[𝑭𝑶𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑭𝑨𝑳𝑳]
Or, after surviving the fall, Will and Hannibal escape to Cuba under new identities as husbands. Leaving Will to navigate a life that blends brutality with domesticity, all under Hannibal’s watchful eye… and punctuated by an overwhelming amount of gay panic.
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08 Nov 2025
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it's in the air and it's all around / can you feel me now? by makomoris
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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If you ask the psychiatry community in Baltimore, or hell, even the general DC metropolitan area, they would tell you that making eye contact with Will Graham was near impossible. They would tell you talking to him about, well, him, would be near impossible. You know that ad on tv, the one that tells you that nine out of ten dentists love this toothpaste and you should definitely buy it? That’s how psychiatrists phrase their love for Will Graham. Not like they’re getting any closer to the toothpaste, per se.
or, everyone finds Will (and his brain) attractive.
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08 Nov 2025
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Things which one should never say to Freddie Lounds, even in sarcasm: “Why haven’t I caught the Ripper yet? Maybe I’m secretly in love with him. We’re planning a June wedding together.”
In which Will’s efforts to convince everyone that he’s not marrying the Chesapeake Ripper end up with him marrying the Chesapeake Ripper even faster.
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08 Nov 2025