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• An Academic Essay on Umbridge and Voldemort's relationship by BirdTopHat, marrymeumbridge

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  26 Sep 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dolores Umbridge/Voldemort
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • Harry Potter
  • Cornelius Fudge
  • Cornelius Fudge's Wife
  • Modern Era
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • male pattern baldness
  • Genetic Disorders & Abnormalities
  • Academia
  • not crack
  • Sex Education
  • Education
  • Umbridge Loins Bring All The Men To the Yard
  • Morally Grey Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • Warning: Dolores Umbridge
  • Hot
  • James Potter is Not Harry Potter's Parent
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort is Harry Potter's Parent
  • Voldemort is Harry Potter's Parent
  • BAMF Harry Potter
  • BAMF Dolores Umbridge
  • Cornelius Fudge Being an Idiot
  • Cornelius Fudge Being an Asshole
  • Cornelius Fudge Getting Cucked
  • Time Travel Fix-It
  • Fix-It

  Summary

  Voldemort and Umbridge meet through r/Bald. (Now with accurate citations and sources!)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,950

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  3

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  36

• I Had A Lot Of Love For The Docks, For The Ocean. by BirdTopHat, shrimp098

  Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  22 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • 007n7/Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 007n7 & c00lkidd (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 007n7 (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 007n7's Clone (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Azure (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • c00lkidd (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Betaed
  • Azuretime if you squint
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Pre-Slash
  • They/Them Pronouns for Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • He/Him Pronouns for 007n7 (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • two perspectives
  • My First Fanfic

  Summary

  007n7 has just physically (not like that matters) survived another round with C00lkid but mentally wishes for the little mercy the world cannot afford him (death). He thought that distracting himself at the docks would let him escape the lingering red adolescent shadow, Focus on the waves hitting him and for a second have a moment of peace before being thrown into another round. But the world is cruel as he is constantly reminded of; Thoughts of his son, of himself, his less than stellar relations with the survivors crash onto him harder than the waves can silence and he is left spiraling in his own whirlpool of regret and guilt.

  Two Time is still reeling from the previous rounds' charity by. . 007n7. Questioning their less than great judgement of 007n7 they decide to seek him out to share their own charity of Spawn. They unexpectedly find 007n7 crying at the docks. . .sensing this isn't a great time to talk about spawn they attempt to comfort instead.

  Hey! Me and my friend made this over the course of a few weeks, Its shifting perspectives; shrimp098 as Two Time and BirdTopHat as 007n7.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,508

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  440