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Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.
Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”
“Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”
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30 Apr 2026
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WINNER: TIE for Dramione Writers' Society Award for Best Smut (Dearest Reader NEWT Fest)
Hermione has really had it. One of these days she is going to manage to pay for dinner. (Join Granger and Malfoy for an escalating war over who gets the bill)
She had almost made it into the other room when the bastard reformed her sublimated wall.
She was—to her immense misfortune—only about half way through it.
Now…this was a problem.
Being discovered stuck halfway through a wall in a very fancy and expensive restaurant had not been on her to-do list. Having accomplished it through the use of a spell she shouldn’t have been using yet was even more unfavourable. It was, in fact, rather a compromising situation to be in as far as her reputation was concerned.
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- Part 2 of Shagging For Science
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30 Apr 2026
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Pièce de Résistance by neilistic, yeuxverts for On_a_whimbrel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane.
Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.
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29 Apr 2026
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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2023
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When Draco looked up, he realized that the only reason her arse had greeted him first was because she was bent over Ronald Weasley's desk, feeding the undeserving git biscuits. He felt as if someone had ripped his heart from his chest, dipped it in black ink, left it to freeze on the snowy shore of the Black Lake, and then smashed it into a million pieces with a Beater's bat. Poetic, yes, but painful as fuck.
Fall in love, they said. It'll be fun, they said, he thought bitterly. Been there, done that, and it's nothing but a giant pile of shit.
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- Part 2 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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