5 Works by Biscuitito
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After the Battle of Hogwarts leaves him bereft of family, legacy, and purpose, Lucius Malfoy vanishes without a trace — shedding his name, his wand, and his human form. Lost in grief, he retreats into his unregistered Animagus form: a cream-coloured tomcat with a violent temper and a taste for turkey.
Months later, Hermione Granger, grieving the death of her beloved Crookshanks, visits a Muggle animal shelter in search of quiet companionship. She doesn’t expect to feel drawn to the haughty tomcat no one else will adopt.
But grief recognizes grief. And some bonds defy logic, species… or consent forms.
What begins as a strange adoption soon unravels into something deeper — something dangerous. Secrets will be uncovered. Trust will be tested. And healing, it seems, wears many faces — some with claws.
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The Root of Devotion by Biscuitito
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
18 Aug 2025
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A Little Shop of Horrors (1986) fusion. A year into Lucius Malfoy’s sentence at Granger’s Apothecary, routine has worn itself into something neither of them will name. Draco works at the cauldrons, Hermione runs the counter, and Lucius polishes glass until it gleams — aristocratic pride chafing against servitude.
When a plant arrives from Eastern Europe, hungry and articulate, it exposes the fault lines already running through the shop. Devotion, jealousy, and something darker take root.
Satirical, biting, and steeped in horror, this is the story of Lucius Malfoy learning love through jealousy, blood, and a plant that won’t stop laughing at his hair.
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Hermione brings Lucius Malfoy to Bill and Fleur’s vow renewal as a strategic plus-one. He’s dangerously good at it. Charlie raises the stakes, and Hermione realises her reactions aren’t obeying the script. Between flickers of jealousy and unexpected gentleness, the performance starts to look like more than theatre.
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When the Ministry’s charity gala turns into a repeat performance of the Flourish and Blotts brawl from their sons’ school days, Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley remind the wizarding public that some rivalries never die. Hermione Granger, unfortunately, has the best seat in the house.
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Hermione thought house-arrest supervision would be paperwork and silence. She didn’t expect Lucius Malfoy to flirt, duel, or kiss like a man with nothing left to lose. It was supposed to be professional. It isn’t.
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, and entirely unwise decisions.