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    Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
    The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.

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    She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
    Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
    “—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
    “—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”

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    His hair flashes from orange to a pale lilac before settling into neon lime.

    She gasps. “Oh. It changes?”

    At his grim expression—and subsequent shift into mustardy yellow—it all comes crashing into place. Somehow, his hair is transmitting his emotion visually; chromatically.

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    Or, Hermione responds to a Christmastime creature-related incident.

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    After another sideways glance at Malfoy, she did a double take when she noticed he’d turned his face into his palm and was actually biting it, his hips jerking ever so slightly as he let out a broken exhale.

    Hermione smiled.

    She would not break first.

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    A little (more than) friendly competition to see who can outlast the other. 🤭

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    08 Nov 2025

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    “What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”

    Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.

    “Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.

    “I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat bitterly, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.

    “Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, still looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.

    Hermione felt hot all over.

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    Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).

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    The worst part of being on assignment with Malfoy isn't guarding Neville, living in a tent for two weeks, or traipsing through dense Scottish forest. It's that Malfoy’s an incorrigible flirt intent on driving her barmy.

    So Hermione does what any good partner would do.

    She flirts back.

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    He grabs the sleek leather straps of her wand holster. A faint brush of knuckles along the swell of her breasts makes her breath hitch. Did he just—?

    He clears his throat. “Sorry.”

    Is it her imagination, or is his voice more gravelly than usual?

    He pulls on her straps and tugs with all his strength. “There,” he rasps. “Nice and tight.”

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